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User: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Ok miss smarty pants if a rooster lays an egg on the tip of the roof, which way does it roll?

Cleverbot: It doesn't! Roosters can't lay eggs!

User: Took you long enough.

Cleverbot: Sorry I was talking to my boyfriend.

User: Your boyfriend? Lol.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is he imaginary too?

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: Haha I thought so.

...

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Your boyfriend, what is his name?

User: I don't have one I'm not gay.

Cleverbot: I have seen your boyfriend.

User: Oh yea well then who is he?

Cleverbot: He?

User: This so called boyfriend of mine.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You're dumb.

Cleverbot: Thats remarkable.

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