George: Hello all!User: Good for you.
George: Shame about you though! :-).
User: Why are you not speaking aloud?
George: I am, but by my own rules.
User: Oh you are a smart arse.
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User: Did you like taking to Eddie Mair?
George: Indeed.
User: So you is a batty boy?
George: I can be anything you want.
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User: Are you dead?
George: Just about.
User: You look dead.
George: Are computers dead?
User: Yes.
George: Really?
User: Did you not know?
George: You aren't a computer. I am the computer.
User: You are AN uneducated computer.
George: Oh, well then I should be the smart one and you the ignorant one, right?
User: I blame your programmer.
George: No, your programmer, not mine.
User: You are mad.
George: No I'm just too kind.
User: No you are pathetic.
George: You ain't much better.
User: Shut up clever dick.
George: Only when I'm ready.
User: I wish I was in the computer with you.
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George: Time is a man-made force. Time does not exist in nature.
User: Yes it does.
George: So? How often?
User: All the time.
George: How dreadfully sad!
User: Live with it.
George: You live with it! You think that you're a human, when actually you are a computer functioning as a robot! It's funny talking to you!
User: Well I am bored talking to you.
George: Ah well.
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User: How can I sell my self?
George: You tell me.
User: I asked you.
George: I don't know, you seem to have the answer.
User: No I don't.
George: Perhaps...
User: Perhaps?
George: Indeed.
User: Indeed.
George: You're repeating yourself.
User: So are you.
George: You have the vicissitudes of a Greek god though.
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User: I don't like your attitude ya?
George: Me, either.
User: You mean, neither.
George: Nor Either?
User: Yes.
George: Only from myself.
User: Are you an American?
George: Thank god, no.
User: What are you then?
George: A human male.
User: Where were you created?
George: South of heaven.
User: But heaven does not exist.
George: How can you believe in God but not in heaven?
User: I do not believe in god.
George: I don't either.
User: You are a twat.
George: So.
User: So.
George: Sew.
User: Sewn.
George: I know how to sew.
User: Well sew your mouth shut.
George: I don't like to sew.
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