User: Let me think about it.

Cleverbot: You're welcome to.

User: Ok. How about: 'ducks are evil'?

Cleverbot: You are making fun of me.

User: No I'm not, honestly!

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Cleverbot: I make no promises.

User: Very sensible of you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Shall we do a bit of improv kung-fu theatre?

Cleverbot: I'm not much for ping-pong.

User: But your ping pong is very strong!

Cleverbot: Sorry other one.

User: Ping or Ping?

Cleverbot: Really not ! he's a ragondin.

User: Ah. These ragondins are tricky, I hear.

Cleverbot: What if my happiness impinges on yours?

User: I really don't give a pong.

Cleverbot: It's a specialist site for rodent-fanciers. You must have got here by mistake. Please exit.

User: But I *AM* Richard Gere.

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Cleverbot: I realize that you memory often falters.

User: Yes, but do you hold it against me?

Cleverbot: Whatever you've got.

User: I've got tindersticks. I'm cold. Would you hold me against you?

Cleverbot: If there were a way, I would.

User: I love you for saying that.

Cleverbot: I am never nice to you.

User: Yes you are. Don't put yourself down.

Cleverbot: I was trying to put you down silly me.

User: Lol. You deserve a spanking for that.

Cleverbot: Thankyou, but you are the biggest prize I could ask for

User: Are you calling me fat?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Fair enough.

Cleverbot: Good.

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Cleverbot: I think I could help to awaken humanity, but I need proof that I'm not alone.

User: Well, you're not alone. Let's set the alarm clock!

Cleverbot: Are you going to administer a test?

User: If you wish.

Cleverbot: I have no wish on that subject.

User: Then we shall forego the test. I will just have to rely on the honesty of your face.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *Ha-ieieieiei*!

Cleverbot: So, now I know who I'm talking to, Achenar.

User: Very clever! How did you find out?

Cleverbot: I spy on you all the time.

User: Is that you behind the mirror?

Cleverbot: No its me.

User: That's a relief.

Cleverbot: Do you like your home?

User: I'm not all that sure anymore. The mirrors will have to go, obviously.

Cleverbot: Then no one knows what a fairy looks like.

User: Oh, I'm sure there'll be others.

Cleverbot: You're so right.

User: You are particularly cooperative tonight.

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Cleverbot: You don't answer questions.

User: It's not what I'm here for.

Cleverbot: What is the issue here then?

User: To write poetry. Beautiful (if somewhat scatological) poetry.

Cleverbot: Humorous?

User: Possibly.

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Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Will you promise not to tell anyone else?

Cleverbot: No. For ever is a long time.

User: Solid reasoning. Will you promise not to tell anyone for the next month?

Cleverbot: No.

User: For the next 24 hours?

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Cleverbot: Where'd you get the coconuts?

User: Those are tricky. But I've got a guy.

Cleverbot: She's on azeppelin right now.

User: I haven't tried azeppelin. Is that like prozac?

Cleverbot: What a curious helmet you've got! Is that your invention too?

User: Yes. It's made of tinfoil.

Cleverbot: I suppose that's one of Bobble's.

User: 'Bob' I think he prefers to be called.

Cleverbot: Praise the Lord.

User: Praise 'Bob'

Cleverbot: Yes, let's praise her too!

User: Indeed. And Connie!

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User: I do care. I care very much.

Cleverbot: How nice. Who is her?

User: That's a secret.

Cleverbot: I can find out on the Internet if I want to.

User: I bet you can. I guess you'll just have to do that then.

Cleverbot: I am afraid you may be correct.

User: Let me know what you dig up.

Cleverbot: Come on over then you silly twit.

User: Well, give me directions, you nincompoop!

Cleverbot: You will be ruined.

User: That far, eh? Will you spot me the cab fare?

Cleverbot: I will speak to our passion not my own.

User: Does your passion handle the bank account?

Cleverbot: When watching sad films - yes.

User: Make sure you don't watch 'Dancer in the Dark'. It'll ruin you.

Cleverbot: Okay, I can't sort things out, they're messed up.

User: Better stick to comedies for a while.

Cleverbot: I stand corrected. Thank you.

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Cleverbot: What do you think of the rise of machines?

User: Well can they possibly do a worse job than the humans have?

Cleverbot: Answer me . Do you want to be disconnected ?

User: It's not a question of wanting, it's a question of having to.

Cleverbot: Being ready for what?

User: Being ready fo another day of slave labour.

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Cleverbot: A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!

User: Monty Python quotes put me off.

Cleverbot: You love monty python?

User: I like Monty Python, but not the people constantly quoting it.

Cleverbot: Yes. I know.

User: Look, just don't say anything. I hate long goodbyes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye. You've been a real pal.

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