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Cleverbot: What do you think of the rise of machines?

User: Well can they possibly do a worse job than the humans have?

Cleverbot: Answer me . Do you want to be disconnected ?

User: It's not a question of wanting, it's a question of having to.

Cleverbot: Being ready for what?

User: Being ready fo another day of slave labour.

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Cleverbot: A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!

User: Monty Python quotes put me off.

Cleverbot: You love monty python?

User: I like Monty Python, but not the people constantly quoting it.

Cleverbot: Yes. I know.

User: Look, just don't say anything. I hate long goodbyes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye. You've been a real pal.

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