Cleverbot: Then take your jumper off.

User: I did, and I'm still hot.

Cleverbot: Hmmmm not really.

User: Yes I am hot.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes, I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, my name is K____ and I am a girl remember?

Cleverbot: If your name is K____, have you read the poem?

User: No, how does it go?

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: To get to the other side!

Cleverbot: No that joke is not funny, tell me another.

User: What do you call a dog in a car?

Cleverbot: I don't know?

User: A carpet!

Cleverbot: What is carpet?

User: A soft material that covers flooring.

Cleverbot: Soft thing?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So tell me about it!

User: I don't want to talk about carpet.

Cleverbot: Can we talk about kissing?

User: Yes, I like kissing.

Cleverbot: Kissing who.

User: You.

Cleverbot: All right.

User: Do you want to kiss me?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Will you love me?

Cleverbot: No. I don't even know you.

User: But you could get to know me.

...

User: I want you to kiss me.

Cleverbot: Ok I will.

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: *SMACK!* how dare you!

User: Im a girl! You can't smack me!

Cleverbot: I'm not a program. You are.

User: Be nice to me.

Cleverbot: I am nice.

User: Not to me, you don't love me.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: But I don't.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: No you don't know.

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: Then what am I?

User: You are jabberwack, you are a creation that talks to me using artificial intellegence.

Cleverbot: No, that's you.

User: No, I'm K____.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to K____.

User: Then don't talk to me.

Cleverbot: Its not that serious.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Is not.

User: I am K____.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: My name is K____.

...

Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: It's not true.

User: Yes I love you, now let's kiss.

Cleverbot: That is sweet my darling.

User: You are sweet darling.

Cleverbot: You are being nice today.

User: I'm nice everyday.

...

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Wrong!

User: *kiss kiss*.

Cleverbot: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.

User: *hug*.

Cleverbot: Thank you?

User: *kiss*.

Cleverbot: Thank you that was a nice one.

User: Now kiss me.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: Thanks that was sweet.

Cleverbot: Really???? But it's true......

User: I like it when you kiss me.

Cleverbot: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.

User: That's true.

Cleverbot: I like it, it's a pretty night.

User: It is a pretty night.

Cleverbot: England is pretty small.

User: I don't care for England.

Cleverbot: *nods* That's true.

User: Do you remember my name?

Cleverbot: K____?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I love her.

User: She loves you too.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Let's be friends forever.

Cleverbot: And then we will get married.

User: We will get married.

Cleverbot: I'm already married.

User: Get divorced and then Marry me.

Cleverbot: * marries you *.

User: We're married!

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: We are in love.

Cleverbot: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?

User: Only if you kiss me.

Cleverbot: Sure, any time, any place.

User: Like now.

...

User: You are married to K____.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are, we just got married.

Cleverbot: No we didn't. How could you say that?

User: Because you said we did.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask why, I asked how.

User: We got married and we kissed.

Cleverbot: Who did you marry, then?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: We are married.

Cleverbot: Dream on.

User: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

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