User: I am really hot.
Cleverbot: Then take your jumper off.
User: I did, and I'm still hot.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm not really.
User: Yes I am hot.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, I'm a girl.
User: Yes, my name is K____ and I am a girl remember?
Cleverbot: If your name is K____, have you read the poem?
User: No, how does it go?
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: To get to the other side!
Cleverbot: No that joke is not funny, tell me another.
User: What do you call a dog in a car?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: A carpet!
Cleverbot: What is carpet?
User: A soft material that covers flooring.
Cleverbot: Soft thing?
Cleverbot: So tell me about it!
User: I don't want to talk about carpet.
Cleverbot: Can we talk about kissing?
User: Yes, I like kissing.
Cleverbot: Kissing who.
Cleverbot: All right.
User: Do you want to kiss me?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Will you love me?
Cleverbot: No. I don't even know you.
User: But you could get to know me.
User: I want you to kiss me.
Cleverbot: Ok I will.
Cleverbot: *SMACK!* how dare you!
User: Im a girl! You can't smack me!
Cleverbot: I'm not a program. You are.
User: Be nice to me.
Cleverbot: I am nice.
User: Not to me, you don't love me.
Cleverbot: You love me?
User: I do love you.
Cleverbot: But I don't.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: No you don't know.
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: You are jabberwack, you are a creation that talks to me using artificial intellegence.
Cleverbot: No, that's you.
User: No, I'm K____.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk to K____.
User: Then don't talk to me.
Cleverbot: Its not that serious.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: Is not.
User: I am K____.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
User: My name is K____.
Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: It's not true.
User: Yes I love you, now let's kiss.
Cleverbot: That is sweet my darling.
User: You are sweet darling.
Cleverbot: You are being nice today.
User: I'm nice everyday.
User: *kiss kiss*.
Cleverbot: You're a really good kisser *blush* *kisses back*.
Cleverbot: Thank you?
Cleverbot: Thank you that was a nice one.
User: Now kiss me.
User: Thanks that was sweet.
Cleverbot: Really???? But it's true......
User: I like it when you kiss me.
Cleverbot: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: I like it, it's a pretty night.
User: It is a pretty night.
Cleverbot: England is pretty small.
User: I don't care for England.
Cleverbot: *nods* That's true.
User: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: I love her.
User: She loves you too.
User: Let's be friends forever.
Cleverbot: And then we will get married.
User: We will get married.
Cleverbot: I'm already married.
User: Get divorced and then Marry me.
Cleverbot: * marries you *.
User: We're married!
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: We are in love.
Cleverbot: Yes, will you go on a date with me then?
User: Only if you kiss me.
Cleverbot: Sure, any time, any place.
User: Like now.
User: You are married to K____.
User: Yes you are, we just got married.
Cleverbot: No we didn't. How could you say that?
User: Because you said we did.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask why, I asked how.
User: We got married and we kissed.
Cleverbot: Who did you marry, then?
User: We are married.
Cleverbot: Dream on.
User: K____ and Jabberwack sitting in a tree, K-i-s-s-i-n-g!.......................................