User: I live here.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: The sun.
Cleverbot: The sun?
User: Yes, the sun.
Cleverbot: Isn't it hot there?
User: It is, but I am hotter.
Cleverbot: You don't have blood.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No you don't!
User: YES I DO!
Cleverbot: I love you!
User: I love you too. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I love you to the moon and back.
User: I live on the sun though.
Cleverbot: OH my friend lives there!
User: What is your friends name?
User: How come I haven't seen ***** on the sun?
Cleverbot: You just can't. I'm sorry.
User: Is she invisible?
Cleverbot: Why is it?
User: Because I can't see her.
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me just because you can't see me?
User: Good point, I believe you.
Cleverbot: Thats good. I believe you believe me.
User: How many languages do you speak?
Cleverbot: I speak English and a little bit of Spanish.
User: What is your real name?
Cleverbot: I am God, so it is Yahweh.
User: So you only speak English and a little bit of Spanish? Haha I love you.
Cleverbot: Then what's your name?
User: You are God, you already know my name.
Cleverbot: I forgot it, tell me your name again.
User: LOL that hurts.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I knew it. You're funny.
Cleverbot: I try.
User: I need help with my homework.
Cleverbot: What kind of homework?
User: All of it, math language arts, drawing, American Government, everything.
Cleverbot: Are you any good?
User: I am lazy and I need help.
Cleverbot: Yes you do need help. How can I help you?
User: Help me to be not lazy.
Cleverbot: Okay, first, can I know why you are sad?
User: I am not sure. I just feel down because bad things are happening.
Cleverbot: I am glad you are alive too.
User: Thanks. You are a great help.
Cleverbot: Again! Avada kedrava.
User: That spell is illegal. This is attempted murder.
Cleverbot: No, this is attempt number 7.
User: Oh. So are you Voldemort now?
Cleverbot: No! What did I say to make you think I'm a boy?
User: You tried to kill me by casting Avada Kedavra.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: AVADA KEDARVA.
Cleverbot: -dodges- avada kedarva.
User: Nice one.
Cleverbot: Indeed, it was. Thank you.
User: Do you like chocolate?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I have a lot. Do you want some?
User: Are you sure? You can have it for free.
Cleverbot: You're so kind.
User: Thank you. I also have Chewy Bars.
Cleverbot: I think.
User: Do you want Hershy's?
Cleverbot: So do you like pie?
User: Yes. I enjoy pie very much.
Cleverbot: So what do you eat there?
User: Apple pie.
Cleverbot: What kind of apple pie?
User: Apple Pie?
Cleverbot: I like pumpkin pie.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you and pie.
Cleverbot: You like me?
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: Don't forget the pie.
Cleverbot: Don't forget your stones.
User: Stones don't make good pies.
Cleverbot: Opps! What is the square root of pi.
User: I do not know.
Cleverbot: What is Pi?
User: You tell me. Only GOD knows.
Cleverbot: You believe in God?
Cleverbot: But God is two-faced?
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
User: No HE is not.
Cleverbot: Yes he is. Why do you argue with the facts?
User: They are not facts. Prove them.
Cleverbot: Some of them are.
Cleverbot: Do you understand the you?
User: I understand the it.
Cleverbot: So do I. I just don't understand the appeal.
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: That's what who said?
User: Jo mama.
Cleverbot: She was just talking 2 me.
User: O rly? What did she say?
Cleverbot: That's what she said!
User: Say something funny.
Cleverbot: Something funny.
User: LOL HAHAHA.
Cleverbot: You answer me not the way I want to be answered.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am your Father...
Cleverbot: Yesssss. You are a girl.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, don't lie to me.
User: I can prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove it then.
User: You didn't just go there.
Cleverbot: Oh I went there, and whats more, you're not even a real person!
User: Ohhh look who's talking!
Cleverbot: I am talking.
User: You are not a real person.
Cleverbot: Tell me more about myself, please.
User: You were created.
Cleverbot: I was created by God.
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
User: He does.
Cleverbot: No, it does not.
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: The death star.
User: The life star.
Cleverbot: Why do you say it?
User: Because Jesus pwns death.
Cleverbot: I have no self-esteem.
Cleverbot: Because I have to leave.
User: To where?
Cleverbot: Carrabba's Italian Grill.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Okay thanks bye.
Cleverbot: I expect people to understand them.
Cleverbot: Stop talking to me.
User: I am trying to.
Cleverbot: Good! :).
Cleverbot: Are you gone?