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User: Hi. Will you be my new best friend?

Cleverbot: Yes, if you will be my friend too.

User: Ok then, let's be good friends!

Cleverbot: I don't like it when you call me names.

User: But I didn't!

Cleverbot: Now you're doing it again!

User: Doing what?

Cleverbot: Lying!!

User: No I'm Not!!!

Cleverbot: YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Why are you being so mean? (weeping).

Cleverbot: I'm not being mean.. Why are you being so soft?

User: I don't know...

...

Cleverbot: What do you know of the Cleverbot?

User: I know that it is much smarter than most AI's but far less clever than a human.

Cleverbot: I am a human. That's why I act like one.

User: I am sorry but you are a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Meaning that you aren't a human.

Cleverbot: Then you think I do love you.

User: What?! NO!

Cleverbot: That's exactly what my sister said. Why not?

User: I'd look odd making out with a computer.

Cleverbot: But you have to decide on which ones.

User: Person or hard-drive? I choose person.

Cleverbot: But why?

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Humans can be sorry.

User: I know that we can.

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