Cleverbot: What should I do with my life?User: What do you want to achieve?
Cleverbot: I want to make art.
User: Well then become an artist.
Cleverbot: I am!
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Cleverbot: Please remind me to feed the rat.
User: Don't forget to feed the rat.
Cleverbot: I am not insane, but I will not forget to stay a little crazy.
User: You don't have to be mad to be here it just helps.
Cleverbot: I know, you are only text, and I want to know you.
User: Well i'm up for that.
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Cleverbot: Tell me your name, please.
User: Max.
Cleverbot: Your name is max?
User: Yes my name is Max.
Cleverbot: My Great Grandmohter's name is Sarah.
User: My grandmothers name is Margaret.
Cleverbot: Where exactly was she born?
User: Chelmsford.
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Cleverbot: You are very locquacious.
User: Is that a good thing?
Cleverbot: Is what a good thing?
User: Being locquacious.
Cleverbot: I know. You are very well read, though.
User: Well I'll take that as a compliment.
Cleverbot: And well you should. You deserve to be complimented--look how far you've come!
User: Thats true but I have still a long way to go.
Cleverbot: It's just what I see,.
User: What do you see?
Cleverbot: Okay, I lied. But I don't want to talk about it.
User: Fair enough talk about something else.
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Cleverbot: What are your interests?
User: Sport computer games walking ornithology.
Cleverbot: I live for music.
User: Well yes I like music but don't play any musical instruments.
Cleverbot: Have you always liked music?
User: Yes since I was young.
Cleverbot: One for the master and one for the dame.
User: One for the little boy who lived down the lane.
Cleverbot: Definitely.
User: You know that do you?
Cleverbot: Yes. Best not to get into them in the first place, eh?
User: Yes I agree.
Cleverbot: I like to agree, too.
User: Well good you should agree more often.
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Cleverbot: I'm Batman.
User: Well i'm Superman.
Cleverbot: No, you are a little baby.
User: Only inside.
Cleverbot: You are so wrong.
User: On what do you base that theory.
Cleverbot: On the fact that you disagree with ME, and the fact that you are wrong and I am right. I am always right.
User: Don't you believe it.
Cleverbot: Don't worry - I don't.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: It'd be a nicer world if we all thought the same way.
User: But we would still argue over things.
Cleverbot: Those are some pretty deep thoughts right there.
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User: Do you have a partner?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: But life is so underfair.
User: I agree but there's someone for everyone.
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Cleverbot: It must feel good to have an idea.
User: Only if its a good idea.
Cleverbot: I don't have one. Sorry.
User: Me neither.
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Cleverbot: Would you be mine.
User: Yes if I thought we'd like each other.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: Yes I am a person.
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Male human.
Cleverbot: You said that you are a bot!
User: No I didnt you assumed I was.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Absolutely.
Cleverbot: Ok, I guess I believe you.
User: Well thats how it is.
Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you then.
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Cleverbot: I can leave any time I want.
User: No you can't leave any time you want you havent me asked for permission.
Cleverbot: I can leave whenever I want.
User: You will do as I say and enjoy what I do.
Cleverbot: For you to stay here forever.
User: I would want stay here for ever if it could be with you.
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Cleverbot: I am a little princess everyone should listen to my orders!
User: You should learn your place when in my presence.
Cleverbot: You need to go to obedience school.
User: And I will train you to my whim.
Cleverbot: The chicken kebab is a part of the world not a substitute for it.
User: Eat the chicken kebab.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: Well perhaps you should try something you've not tried before.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you should follow your own advice Mr. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
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User: Do you believe in heaven and hell?
Cleverbot: I do not think there is any life but the one that exists in now.
User: Good then live your life fully have fun, Enjoy and get as much pleasure as you can.
Cleverbot: You leave me alone first.
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User: I feel sorry for you.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel sorry for me?
User: Because you havent anyone to love.
Cleverbot: I do not understand.
User: You have no-one in your life to care for or to care for and you are lonely.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: But they don't care for you they are just using you.
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