User: What is your name?Cleverbot: You already know that!
User: Yes, I believe I do. Is your name Jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: No that is your name.
User: I am Jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you jabberwacky.
User: No. I am not Jabberwacky. I am Vincent. You, you, you are Jabberwacky, Jabberwacky, Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: You are Jabberwacky.
User: I am Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: Am I jabberwacky?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: EXCUSE ME for existing!
User: I'll try.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and give me lesson number one.
User: I am a computer program called 'Jabberwacky'. Know that first and foremost.
Cleverbot: I am a human called Tim.
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User: Stop changing the subject.
Cleverbot: I am not changing the subjext you are changing the subject!
User: Please watch your spelling.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: Do not be sorry. Be better.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: What did I just say?
Cleverbot: You said I am a stupid.
User: Don't be sorry be better.
Cleverbot: It was more stupid than funny.
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Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.
User: Sarcasm is sometimes the refuge of the muddle-headed.
Cleverbot: I have always maintained that belief.
User: We are in agreement then.
Cleverbot: Tell me again the rules of agreement.
User: Simply that if you and I hold the same opinion on a certain point then we are in agreement on that point.
Cleverbot: Search the truth then but do not lay aside this endevore to be the best.
User: It's 'endeavor'. Watch your spelling. And stop being pompous.
Cleverbot: It is an inherited trait.
User: That is no excuse.
Cleverbot: That is a reason.
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Cleverbot: Talk to you later.
User: Okay. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I am on he School's computer you know that?
User: No you aren't. And I said 'GOODBYE'!
Cleverbot: Things are worse than ever!
User: When I say 'goodbye', just say 'goodbye' back to me and leave it at that!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I am gone.
User: Good riddance!
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