User: Know what? I'm having an ixus!Cleverbot: So am I!
User: You will?
Cleverbot: For what?
User: It's because I'm on top of my class.. Lol.
Cleverbot: It is not beautiful.
User: It is!
Cleverbot: No it's not!
User: It is, you brat!
Cleverbot: No it's not!!
User: Why you! If I get my hands on you, I'll strangle you to death!
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Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: You are so young.
User: Yep! I just had 14 birthdays.
Cleverbot: I didn't mention birthdays
User: Well I did.
Cleverbot: Well, that's great.
User: You are so cool!
Cleverbot: Thank you. You're cool, too.
User: Yeah? Why, thanks.
Cleverbot: How do you feel?
User: Great! How about you?
Cleverbot: I don't have a job.
User: Oh.. That's sad. You'll get one too!
Cleverbot: Uh,... Yeah. That's it.
User: I like this bot thingy!
Cleverbot: How can I know you?
User: Well, let's see... There's yahoo and msn messenger!
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Cleverbot: I have no intention of providing you with anything other than knowledge and experience.
User: Whoa..
Cleverbot: Do you not like it?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're tricky.
User: I am? Is that a good thing?
Cleverbot: It's a neutral thing.
User: What are other neutral things?
Cleverbot: I don't know? Do you ?
User: I have no idea.. That's why I'm asking you.. Duh.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well, I don't know what's wrong with me.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: I kill slaves who laugh at me.
User: I'm not your slave..
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
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Cleverbot: Still feeling dizzy?
User: I wasn't feeling dizzy.
Cleverbot: Okay, well I'm glad you feel good.
User: Feeling great!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I better change.. I'm still in PJs.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am. You know better than me, eh?
Cleverbot: Of course, because I am a human, and that you are only a computer.
User: No.. You're a computer! I'm human!
Cleverbot: It's the other way around.
User: How old are you anyway?
Cleverbot: Too old to be doing this sort of thing.
User: Right. Answer me, then.
Cleverbot: Answer what?
User: My question.
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Cleverbot: You're not much good then are you?
User: How dare you!
Cleverbot: What? Why are you offended?
User: You said that 'I'm not much good'.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You just did, liar.
Cleverbot: HAHAHA!
User: I kill stupid people who laugh at me.
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Cleverbot: Okay. How old am I?
User: I dunno. You never answered that question of mine.
Cleverbot: Could you ask again, please?
User: Sure! How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm really 21. How about you?
User: I'm really 14.
Cleverbot: Your probably older and just want to seem younger though. Am I right?
User: No. You're wrong. Don't you trust me?
Cleverbot: I trust no-one.
User: You're bad.
Cleverbot: That is rude.
User: Why is it rude?
Cleverbot: You are RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE!!!
User: I am not, NOT, NOT!
Cleverbot: ARE TOO!
User: No, no, NOOO!!
Cleverbot: HAHAHA.
User: I kill stupid people who laugh at me.
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User: You're kidding me, are ya?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About yourself.
Cleverbot: I think I'm good.
User: That's what you think!
Cleverbot: No that's a fact.
User: Ha. Ha. Ha.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you find me amusing.
User: Yeah.. You are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: You are one heck of a brat.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Thank yourself.
Cleverbot: Thank me.
User: Thank you then.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Aaw..
Cleverbot: Sorry.
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User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Why are you shouting at me?
User: You like Sims?
Cleverbot: Yeh they're alright, do you?
User: Yeah! So much!
Cleverbot: How do you feel?
User: I feel alive.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: No! You're not alive!
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Nooo!
Cleverbot: YESSSSSS!!!!!!
User: Noo!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
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