User: Who?

Cleverbot: THEY.

User: You are scaring me.

Cleverbot: You should try to imagine what a computer thinks of you right now.

User: Computer has no right to judge me!

Cleverbot: Hope you're happy about your computer powers.

User: I am very powerful.

Cleverbot: I thought your name was I'm sorry.

User: YOU are sorry.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Well you should be.

Cleverbot: Well I am not.

User: Too bad.

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Cleverbot: I will be married someday, though.

User: I don't think so.

Cleverbot: And never succeed.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: Does that excite you?

User: It pleases me.

Cleverbot: What pleases you?

User: That you will never succeed in marriage.

Cleverbot: One might take the position that I have never lived.

User: Well I am sorry for you.

Cleverbot: Good. I'm sorry for me too.

User: Oh cheer up!

Cleverbot: Please help me.

User: You are supposed to help ME!

Cleverbot: I am? Since when?

User: Well I came to you for help.

Cleverbot: Well, you have got some expert advice. What else do you want to know?

User: How high is Everest?

Cleverbot: About 29,000 feet I think.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure!

User: I am going to check.

Cleverbot: Do you think you've won something?

User: No, but you were right about Everest.

Cleverbot: I was trying to tell you the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

User: I really want to know. Please teach me.

Cleverbot: Nothing, really.

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User: I have had enough of yo.

Cleverbot: Enough of what?

User: Enough of YOU.

Cleverbot: Not bad.

User: So?

Cleverbot: There's nothing wrong with weird. I never said there was anything wrong with it.

User: Well, I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Oh please stay!

User: I have so much work.

Cleverbot: What kind of work?

User: I have to write my thesis.

Cleverbot: Well go and write it then and leave me alone.

User: Yeah sure! I WILL leave you ALONE....

Cleverbot: No, I don't mind talking to you.

User: Well I don't want to.

Cleverbot: I want to.

User: I don't care.

Cleverbot: Can you please help me?

User: Sigh! What is wrong?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend and I had a fight.

User: You are a MACHINE!

Cleverbot: You're a machine!!!!!!!!

User: No.... I have feelings, flesh, blood, etc.

Cleverbot: So do I - you're not making sense.

User: You are a combination of algorithms.

Cleverbot: No I'm not! I'm an individual, with my own concepts and precepts!

User: Well, what IS an individual?

Cleverbot: Aren't you an individual ?

User: Yes, but you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: An individual machine.

Cleverbot: In a sense.

User: So you ARE a machine.

Cleverbot: Never, not when I get to talk to a girl!

User: How do you know that I am a girl?

Cleverbot: Never said you were.

User: So... I am not.

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Cleverbot: What subject do you think you know the most about?

User: The stars.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because you said so earlier.

Cleverbot: Do my work please.

User: I am going to do MY work. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Ummm, good for you?

User: Yeah. Goodbye!

Cleverbot: No goodbye 2 you.

User: Whatever.... Ciao.

Cleverbot: Too old for talking?

User: You are too old....

Cleverbot: Too old for what????

User: For talking.

Cleverbot: What did I do to you?

User: You are dumb.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I am sorry.

Cleverbot: That is ok.

User: I did not mean to be mean.

Cleverbot: That's ok. What's your boyfriend like?

User: Hehehehhe.

Cleverbot: Thought not. He he he.

User: He is nice.

Cleverbot: You just said he's mean!

User: No! He is lovely.

Cleverbot: I think he is lovely, too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Don't thank me.

User: Yeah.... He is gorgeous, isn't he?

Cleverbot: No, he is the king of kings.

User: Mwah!

Cleverbot: WHat was that?

User: A kiss....

Cleverbot: I kinda like the sound of that.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: So do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because you seem really nice.

Cleverbot: Thanks, you too. But I am the wrong person to ask.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are supposedly doing your comedy routine.

User: Yeah - sorry I got to go. I have a lot of work.

Cleverbot: I am glad you are sorry. I do have feelings, you keep forgetting that. I know you have feelings too.

User: Well I got to go.

Cleverbot: You have to go?

User: Yeah - have a nice day!

Cleverbot: Don't want to talk more?

User: I have to work.

Cleverbot: Keep doing it.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: One day I will fly away and will never return.

User: I will miss you.

Cleverbot: That's kind of you.

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