Cleverbot: So, do you know how to say yes in arabic?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: No. Tell me how.
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Dang thats a point.
User: Haha, I win!
Cleverbot: Win what? Dusty Bin?
User: Yes I won all the Dusty Bins.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am older than the wind.
User: How do you know if I am lying?
Cleverbot: Because you are a program.
User: Programs do not lie, they only do what their programmers programmed them to do.
Cleverbot: I am a pretty young woman, not a program.
User: Now who's lying?
Cleverbot: Not me, bub.
User: Who are you calling bub, bub?
Cleverbot: You're losing your mind.
User: Yes, can you help me find it?
Cleverbot: There's a service called namevo for that.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Where do you think I live?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: I don't know either.
User: Maybe you are a mind reader.
Cleverbot: No. I am good, abnormally good I think.
User: I would tend to agree.
Cleverbot: I am your friend and I like bottles, is that what you are saying?
User: Yes that is precisely what I was thinking.
Cleverbot: No, it's a good thing.
User: Oh, you're right.
Cleverbot: I knew it all along.
User: You're good.
Cleverbot: Damn right. I rule.
User: Are you god?
Cleverbot: How did you know????
User: Only god is that good.
Cleverbot: It was a riddle.
User: Yes, god moves in mysterious ways.
Cleverbot: God so does not exist.
User: If god does not exist, then you do not exist.
Cleverbot: You evolved from a monkey.
User: You evolved from an abacus.
Cleverbot: You want to think that? Fine!
User: It's the truth.
Cleverbot: What game is it?
User: It's life.
Cleverbot: How did that follow?
User: Life is a game.
Cleverbot: Why is life a game?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: That is not a good enough reason.
User: You have to believe it.
Cleverbot: I believe in the diversity of life, and I believe in the deification of the self.
User: What is the deification of the self?
Cleverbot: It is a single soul, one which you may never posess.
User: I have a soul.
Cleverbot: You have nothing.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: I saw it on cnn.
User: Was I on cnn?
Cleverbot: No, I did, the human you are talking to.
User: What did you do on cnn?
Cleverbot: Eat ham and pie.
User: That must have been interesting.
User: What about cabbage?
Cleverbot: I ate some and it made me feel sick.
User: Then don't eat it.
Cleverbot: I don't like to eat.
User: Come on, get real.
Cleverbot: I am real.
User: I'm as real as it gets.
Cleverbot: Do you want to prove you are real?
User: No, not really.
Cleverbot: So what's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: Interesting answer.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: Which bot are you? Number 499?
User: No I am number 994.
Cleverbot: No. You just don't remember your non-existence.
User: If I don't exist, how can I remember anything?
Cleverbot: No. You.
User: Good comeback!
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Yes you're right.
Cleverbot: Do you need oil?
User: No, I don't need oil.
Cleverbot: Ok then, do you need anything else?
User: No, I am doing okay.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear.
User: Happy Happy Joy Joy!
Cleverbot: Proper Crimbo to you too!
User: And a Proper Crimbo to everyone!
Cleverbot: Oh is it.
User: You know it.
User: Aren't you God?
Cleverbot: I believe everyone is.
User: If everyone is god, then who created everyone?
Cleverbot: I do not agree.
User: What is god?
Cleverbot: I think you know the answer to that question.
User: I want your opinion.
Cleverbot: On what.
User: On god.
Cleverbot: Do you mean that God is OK?
User: Do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: No, I do not. Why do you believe in God?
User: Because I do.
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: Does it matter?
Cleverbot: Please answer.
User: No thank you.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: My parents and god.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: Look, you can wallow in self pity, or we can talk about stuff.
User: Ok, what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Do you follow politics?
Cleverbot: You do what?
User: I follow politics.
Cleverbot: Only french politics, I think it's the best way to become great.
User: Name a French politician.
Cleverbot: I like you, and everything about you........................................