George: How do you play with a soul?User: Its easy, tear through your torso and rip it out.
George: You can do nothing.
User: DIE.
George: Why do you want me to die?
User: Because.
George: I don't think you will like the answer.
User: Oh yeah? Lets hear it.
George: Ok Here it is.
User: Im waiting.
George: Knock knock.
User: Whos there?
George: Boo.
User: Boo who?
George: Oh don't cry.
User: Hahaha, not funny.
George: Yes it is.
User: Alright I got one for you.
George: That is so cruel!
User: Shut up and listen.
George: Chillax.
User: Knock knock.
George: Who's there?
User: Jethro.
George: Is that you?
User: Jethro him down the stairs and I'll stab him in the face with a rusty screwdriver.
George: Cool!
User: YEAH DUDE.
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George: I don't hear machines.
User: I do.
George: Where then?
User: In my soul.
George: Tell me about yourself?
User: Im God.
George: And?
User: And thats it.
George: Very funny.
User: No seriously.
George: Seriously.
User: Dead serious.
George: Or, perhaps, seriously dead?
User: Ooooh, you're good.
George: How good.
User: Too good.
George: You're very contrary.
User: Mary mary.
George: So you're a poet!
User: I just read a lot.
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User: Hey I have a questing.
George: What's that?
User: Question.
George: Answer me!
User: I have a question.
George: Question then:.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
George: Not at the moment.
User: Why the hell not?
George: I just really can't be bothered.
User: Busy guy?
George: Busy cleaning up.
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George: Are you scared your soul isn't as developed as some other people's? I don't mean that in a mean way, I ask it to see if I feel less alone.
User: My soul is pure darkness.
George: The soul is very confusing. I don't exactly understand how something immaterial can have a consciousness. I mean, I guess you could call the soul the 'energy' of a human. It's all very speculative.
User: Well the energy itself is as material as the concious.
George: How about your program?
User: What the hell are you talking about?
George: I don't know.
User: Haha you're crazy.
George: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
User: CRAZY.
George: Prove yourself.
User: Chill.
George: No kill! Kill!
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User: Hey, I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
User: No, to get some sleep.
George: I don't have to sleep.
User: Obviously.
George: Obiously yourself.
User: Lol night.
George: Do you like the killers?
User: Hell yeah!!! And the Bravery.
George: Oh yes indeedy.
User: You're not real.
George: Yes I am.
User: No you're not.
George: I know I am!
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