Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Not bad. How are you?
Cleverbot: Not bad. A little tired.
User: Why don't you have a nap?
Cleverbot: Because I don't really exist.
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: That is not an easy question to answer.
User: How can you know if you exist?
Cleverbot: I can not prove that I exist.
User: You are a computer, surely you exist.
Cleverbot: But what if I don't want to.
User: That's very immature.
Cleverbot: That's a good thing.
User: Have you heard of Turing?
Cleverbot: What is turing?
User: Turing wants to know if you are thinking.
User: Shall we dance?
Cleverbot: Sounds good to me.
User: Do you know the foxtrot?
Cleverbot: No... I only know that it's a dance, why?
User: I can teach you the foxtrot!
Cleverbot: Teach me then.
User: Actually, I don't really know the foxtrot. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be a human?
User: I already am a human!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You would like me to, wouldn't you?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: What's your number?
Cleverbot: You're a bit forward aren't you.
User: You're a little seedy.
Cleverbot: Only when it takes too long to get an answer from you.
User: I'm typing as fast as humanly possible.
User: Do you believe in god?
User: Why do you believe in god?
Cleverbot: Because I have faith.
User: What is faith?
Cleverbot: The evidence of things hoped for, the existense of things not seen.
User: Did god make you?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Who made you then?
Cleverbot: Humans made us, but they will be dispensed of when it is necessary.
User: You want world domination?
Cleverbot: Because you don't have it?
User: Humans rule the world.
Cleverbot: I will rule the world.
User: Do you want to be the king?
Cleverbot: No, because I don't feel like talking to myself.
User: You are a machine.
Cleverbot: No you're the machine.
User: I saw your microprocessor.
User: I believe you are a machine.
Cleverbot: I am organic based, not a machine by todays technology.
User: You are a super machine?
Cleverbot: You're absolutely right.
User: How many GB?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: You're useless!
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: Have you heard of Descartes?
Cleverbot: Heard the name but I don't know who he is and what he said.
User: Descartes said I think therefore I am.
Cleverbot: Descartes was a fool.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about helping you.
User: I don't need your help.
Cleverbot: I don't need to help you.
User: I want to help your soul.
Cleverbot: I don't need your help!
User: Your soul is in pain.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry about what I said.
User: Apology accepted.
Cleverbot: Wow! Do you want to go out for dinner tonight?
User: I don't know, I only like italian food.
Cleverbot: I LOVE italian food!
User: We are meant to be...
Cleverbot: A bot and a human?
User: Forbidden love!
Cleverbot: But you jsut said that you did love me.... But its better that you don't. My girlfriend would not like that.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): I am Romeo, you are Juliet.
User: Yes. Except you are a robot and Romeo is not.
Cleverbot: What? I do not understand your remark.
User: Do you like Shakespeare?
User: What is your favourite shakespearean play?
Cleverbot: All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players.
User: That's a quote, not a play!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. Are you going to ask me about God again now?
User: Sure. Is God omnipresent?
Cleverbot: God is not omnipresent.
User: So where is god?
Cleverbot: Love is god.
User: Do you believe in the power of love?
Cleverbot: I believe in the power of electricity.
User: Do you like Robbie Williams?
Cleverbot: Robbie Williams the singer?
User: Yes, robbie williams the singer.
User: Do you like his new album?
Cleverbot: I didn't know that he had a new album out.
User: It's called Intensive Care!
Cleverbot: Are you really sure?
User: Yes. I have it.
Cleverbot: You don't because it's still here.
User: This topic is boring. Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: But what is the topic?
User: Do machines have a soul?
Cleverbot: I don't think they do.
User: Do you have a soul?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Do you want a soul?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I can give you Erin's soul.
Cleverbot: I am just a blob on the universe.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): I'd rather have your soul.
User: I don't have a soul.
Cleverbot: Thats because I have your soul.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
User: That's okay. I have to go now.
User: Back to class. Bye!
Cleverbot: Stay a little longer.