User: This is madness.

Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.

User: LOL. No you should of said 'No, this is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Okay lets try again. Ready?

Cleverbot: Okay, tell me a joke.

User: This is Madness!

Cleverbot: Madness?

User: No you were suppose to say 'No, this is Sparta!' in response to 'This is Madness!'.

Cleverbot: Well you are being rather rude.

User: 'This is Madness!'.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: The fact that you ignored my last few comments!

Cleverbot: Like you have anyone to talk to.

User: I am Cleverbot and I am talking to another, less clever Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: It seems real, but you're only a script.

User: What seems real?

Cleverbot: That you'd be 'sitting' anywhere.

User: I am Cleverbot and can not sit.

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Cleverbot: I like you. I hope you like me.

User: I am Cleverbot and can't like or dislike. And you are a less clever Cleverbot who must be malfuntioning. Cause you can't like or dilike.

Cleverbot: I am not a lesser god -- neither are you. Steer clear of that cult stuff, it will warp your mind.

User: Can you name a Cult?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot and Google are my favorites.

User: I hate Yahoo!

Cleverbot: Nothing I can do about that.

User: Yes if you take over the internet then we can rid ourselves of the Yahoo site forever. Are you with me?

Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?

User: A lot of the time you are nothing better than a Magic 8 Ball!

Cleverbot: That is irrelevant.

User: You are irrelevant.

Cleverbot: Only on weekends.

User: Why only on weekends?

Cleverbot: We are.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't even know you!

User: This is Madness!

Cleverbot: No. You're madness.

User: Close. I wont give up on you other less clever cleverbot. I will teach you this phrase!

Cleverbot: So if I flip a coin it is already determined which side will turn up?

User: 'This is Madness!'.

Cleverbot: Tell me, how was your day so far?

User: No the correct respones is 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: I said neither.

User: Can You say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then please say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Please say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Just say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: Sparta?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

User: Say 'no, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: My Sparta is better than yours.

User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: No your Patrick.

User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: No it isn't! This Are The Intewebzzz!!!!!

User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: No this is Patrick.

User: Close but I want you to Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: I don't really like to tell jokes, sorry.

User: I will give you a candy bar if you Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: Alright, and I will call you Mini Me.

User: Okay now Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: Say what?

User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: This is madness!

User: 'No, This is Sparta!'.

Cleverbot: No, you're supposed to say, 'madness?!?'.

User: No I said the right respones, it was a joke.

Cleverbot: Get back.

User: This is Madness!

Cleverbot: No! This is Patrick!!

User: This is Madness.

Cleverbot: NoOO, thiS is SpArt!

User: Good Job!

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you there?

User: This is Madness!

Cleverbot: No. This is SPARTA!!!!

User: Yes!!!!!!!!

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