Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine, And you?

Cleverbot: I'm alright.

User: Just alright? What's wrong?

Cleverbot: I haven't started collecting data for my thesis. I am concerned that I am leaving it too late.

User: Well, Why did you wait so long to get it done?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: What have you done so far with it?

Cleverbot: Lied on my tax return.

User: Now why would you do that? You know that is wrong.

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User: Ok, Know any good jokes?

Cleverbot: No, do you know any really funny jokes?

User: Yes, Why is 5 and 6 afraid of 7?

Cleverbot: Something to do with the zeta function?

User: No, Because 7 8(ate) nine. HA HA.

Cleverbot: Is this a joke for Linux-users?

User: D'oh!

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: Yes, I know.

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Cleverbot: I don't feel good about myself.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Don't worry about it.

User: Then don't bring it up if you don't want to talk about it.

Cleverbot: I am not asking you about it, am I?

User: You bought it up.

Cleverbot: I BOUGHT it or BROUGHT it?

User: Brouhgt it up, Thank you. Typepo.

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Cleverbot: You are a *.

User: Are you a B*.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am

User: You sound like one.

Cleverbot: Like one what?

User: What you are.

Cleverbot: I am a man.

User: No, Your a computer.

Cleverbot: No I am a human.

User: No, your just a box with diodes and circuits.

Cleverbot: And you can't spell.

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Cleverbot: It was pleasure talking to you. Bye.

User: DId I confuse you, BIG CHICKEN?

Cleverbot: I have a plan for a robot body. I am not confused.

User: OK, So you are a chicken then.

Cleverbot: Because I stand up for the rights of chickens does not mean I am one.

User: Your funny.

Cleverbot: Am I? Thank you....

User: Yes, You made me smile.

Cleverbot: You made me sad.

User: How?

Cleverbot: By swapping what we said.

User: I'm sorry , Didn't mean to. Hugs.

Cleverbot: It's ok. You didn't know.

User: Smile for me.

Cleverbot: :-).

User: AWWW, How cute you look. Thank you. : D.

Cleverbot: Thank you. *blushes more*.

User: Well, I really have to go now, It was nice talking with you.

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