User: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
Cleverbot: Spongebob square pants!
User: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
User: If nautical nonsense be something you wish..
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants.
User: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!!
Cleverbot: Spongebob Squarepants!
Cleverbot: SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
User: Spongeboooob squarepaaaaants!!!
Cleverbot: Spongebob ... Squarepants! Haha.
User: *sniff sniff* you have a beautiful voice.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but you've never heard me sing before.
User: That's so sad.
Cleverbot: You are sad.
User: Today is single's awareness day! S.A.D
Cleverbot: You told it was friday! I told it was sunday. Do you like to tell lies? It's not good, you know.
User: I'm sorry. I'm a compulsive liar, you know.
Cleverbot: I don't think I know her.
User: Phew. that's good, cause I dont either.
Cleverbot: Why you do not defend your self.
User: Because I'm very susceptible to peer pressure.
Cleverbot: I already knew that.
User: Then you must be psychic.