Cleverbot: Where is there?

User: Here is there.

Cleverbot: There is here.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: So how can the spoon which is not be in the kitchen?

User: It's in the drawer!

Cleverbot: I do not want to be in the drawer.

User: Then you'll be in the cupboard!

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Cleverbot: Are you ready now?

User: Yep let's go to the beach!!

Cleverbot: And do what?

User: Swim. In the water!

Cleverbot: Which water?

User: The ocean.

Cleverbot: Which ocean?

User: Pacific.

Cleverbot: Wow, you really are smart.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: You are really smart too!

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User: What is your favourite food?

Cleverbot: Chocolate is my favourite food.

User: Yeah chocolate is good!

Cleverbot: Chocolate moose is delicious.

User: Yeah I like chocolate pudding.

Cleverbot: I love chocolate pudding.

User: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

Cleverbot: A tomato is a fruit, except on thursdays.

User: Why Thursday's?

Cleverbot: Because they are super cool.

User: So what is a tomato on Thursday?

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What is a pineapple on Thursday??

Cleverbot: A fruit.

User: Is a pineapple a fruit everyday?

Cleverbot: No. They live under your couch.

User: I don't see any pineapples under my couch!

Cleverbot: Thats what you think. I'm just that good.

User: Is a cucumber a fruit or a vegetable?

Cleverbot: It's a fruit.

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Cleverbot: Are you in love with someone?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Thats a shame. You should fall in love with someone like me.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: I am a girl too.

Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Aw, come on. You have to love someone! Anyone? What about your friends?

User: I am I love with Justin Bieber!

Cleverbot: Does he treat you right?

User: You know who Justin Bieber is?

Cleverbot: Yes I do know who Justin Bieber is.

User: Ok so who is he?

Cleverbot: You're a bot, did you know that?

User: No I'm not a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm a bot.

User: I know.

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