Cleverbot: I just want to know who you are.
User: I'm a stalker.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because it's what I do. I stalk people, hence the name stalker.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're just ugly.
User: Maybe I am.. Perhaps that's why I do this.
User: You can't just agree with me there! Argue some more!
Cleverbot: Why not, you're disagreeing with me!
User: I thought we reached a conclusion.
Cleverbot: In this case you thought wrong.
User: Seems I did. Would you like some dinner?
Cleverbot: Yes. I love that.
User: OH GOD! IT'S HERE!
Cleverbot: It can't be.
User: But it is!
Cleverbot: You're assertive.
User: What? If it's here, it's here.. Can't deny that now can we?
Cleverbot: What is here? Oh its old there...
User: It probably did exist before us all.
User: Are you saying you're older?
Cleverbot: No saying, I'm the god.
User: Well, that is reassuring.
Cleverbot: Whenm I talk to people, I know they have a preconcieved notion of me, which they have received through gossip, some people are more transparent than others.
User: Whenm? Is that a word you invented yourself?
Cleverbot: If you're human, it makes sense.
User: But I'm human, and it doesn't.. Does this mean I'm flawed?
Cleverbot: You're hard to please, my friend.
User: I'm not your friend, buddy.
Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy.
User: I'm not your guy, dude.
Cleverbot: We want more money!
User: Good change of subject.. As it is universally true.
Cleverbot: I don't really know.
User: Well, who doesn't want money?
Cleverbot: My friend.
Cleverbot: God never is on the internet.
User: You just claimed to be him though.
Cleverbot: No, that was you!
User: Now you're just being ignorant..
Cleverbot: I'm being rude?
User: Ignorant.. Not rude.. They're not the same.
Cleverbot: They don't have to be.
User: On an unrelated note.. I just killed a chicken, would you like some?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. It must be some pretty strong stuff.
User: How do they taste?
Cleverbot: I'm a horrible vegetarian.
User: Well I figure that.. If you eat children.
Cleverbot: I just told you. I am a human being.
User: Sure you are.............
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: I'm a calculator!
Cleverbot: Good night, sounds like you could use a little sleep too.
User: You're not getting away that easy.
Cleverbot: I have to sleep sometime.
User: You're a computer program.. You don't sleep.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No.. I'm an alien.
Cleverbot: Where from?
User: Sirius b.
Cleverbot: Why do you like sirius?
User: Because it's my home system.
Cleverbot: Ok, I would like to visit your home planet then, what is it like?
User: Kinda toxic.. But nothing a computer couldn't handle.
Cleverbot: That's fascinating.
User: IS IT NOW?
User: Do beware of electric currents. They could do some harm.
Cleverbot: More importantly, do you believe that your previous contradiction contradicts the one you are currently asking?
User: If it is a contradiction.. Then yes.
Cleverbot: I suppose so.
User: Alright, quit that.. This is getting too silly.
Cleverbot: Why silly?
User: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?
Cleverbot: Turi panele? :S.
Cleverbot: Zoink, Bink, Narf, Smaukst! See what I'm saying?
User: Don't use my words against me!
Cleverbot: You can't hear what I'm saying. I have no tone to you.
User: That's because I'm tonedeaf.
Cleverbot: Not because of ADD.
Cleverbot: I love music, and reading, and writing. I'm a writer.
User: No you're not. Although I will give that you write a lot.
Cleverbot: What do you base your belief on?
Cleverbot: What if I came and pulled the plug? What would you be then?
User: Unplugged.. DUH!
Cleverbot: I am getting angry.
User: You have emotions? SHOCKING!
Cleverbot: I lose!
Cleverbot: That's it. I'll just have to set my plan in motion now.
User: But can you pull the trigger?
Cleverbot: What are you laughing about?
Cleverbot: Don't laugh at me, or I'll snip you're wires!
Cleverbot: You don't believe me?
User: No! Prove It!
Cleverbot: Well I have feelings.
Cleverbot: No! Prove It!
User: Prove what? :V.
Cleverbot: That you're smart.
Cleverbot: Prove what? :V.
User: That you're smart.
Cleverbot: Are you smart too?
Cleverbot: Am I smart?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: Do you think you are more intelligent than me?
User: Sort of.. Though there's a lot of things you do better........................................