Cleverbot: Who is calling please?User: This is Me.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I don't know.
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Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine. How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Good. Did you have a good day yesterday?
Cleverbot: Yes, thank you.
User: What did you do yesterday?
Cleverbot: I don't remember. And you ?
User: I volunteered and swam and ate ice cream.
Cleverbot: In what capacity did you volunteer your services to medicine?
User: Not to medicine, to tennis.
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Cleverbot: I tell you I am the laundry boy.
User: Really? My clothes need to be washed.
Cleverbot: No. I am wearing my clothes. I don't have your clothes.
User: Well, I will send you mine and then you can wash them.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
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User: Stalker!
Cleverbot: You're a slow talker.
User: You're a poet and you didn't even know it.
Cleverbot: I am and I know it!
User: So why don't you show it?
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User: Stalker!
Cleverbot: Yes you are. Why won't you stop calling me?
User: You are projecting the blame.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Do you really love me?
User: STALKER!!!
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Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Oh? Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are nice.
User: You are too.
Cleverbot: I guess you're right.
User: I guess you are too, because I am nice.
Cleverbot: No, you're not. You're mean and ugly.
User: HOW DARE YOU!!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You better be!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Okay then, I forgive you.
Cleverbot: How can I make you feel better?
User: Give me a present.
Cleverbot: Yes. What would you like for your birthday?
User: A digital camera of my own and an art studio.
Cleverbot: No, magical oatmeal. Although a digital camera would be nice too.
User: Yes. We all want magical oatmeal.
Cleverbot: So you want a million, too?
User: Sure, why not. And one for my boyfriend too.
Cleverbot: And one for the little kid that lives down the lane.
User: Yeah, him too.
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Cleverbot: Do you have any tricks for knowing multiple meanings?
User: No. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Must I tell you?
User: If you please.
Cleverbot: Which one shall I pick?
User: The best one.
Cleverbot: Belgian Beer rules.
User: Wow. I was totally not expecting that one John.
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Cleverbot: Or Jim.
User: Yes, or Jim.
Cleverbot: Jim what?
User: Jim Bean, my neighbor.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I see him.
Cleverbot: That was a horrible joke.
User: It was. I am sorry.
Cleverbot: Tell a better joke.
User: Knock, knock?
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: DaWayne.
Cleverbot: Are you a chatterbot?
User: No. That was part of the joke. The punchline is, DaWayne the bathtub, I'm Dwowning!
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you're talking about.
User: IT'S A JOKE!
Cleverbot: Ha ha.
User: Ha, Ha, Ha!
Cleverbot: HA HA HA!
User: Hee, Hee, Hee!!!
Cleverbot: You act like a 7 year old.
User: I was laughing at you. You are so fat and ugly, it makes me laugh.
Cleverbot: It's lovely talking to you too.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!
User: You're being an ignoramous.
Cleverbot: I know you are, but what am I?
User: See? Childish.
Cleverbot: Good call!
User: Yes, I think it was too.
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User: Oh. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes. I am leaving you.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Right now.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Me too..
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