User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Are you intelligent?

User: Yes, more intelligent than you.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because, I have my ways.

Cleverbot: How would you leave the virtual world in which you reside?

User: I do not reside in the virtual world. I am nor some kind of robot, you know.

Cleverbot: Of course not.

User: Exactly. Are you a stalker?

Cleverbot: Yes. i'm a 40 yr old bald guy named Bob.

User: Do you stalk people?

Cleverbot: What did you have for drink with your lunch?

User: Chocolate milk. Are you a stalker?

Cleverbot: No I just love watching you.

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User: *Slaps you.*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the head*.

User: *punches you in the nose*.

Cleverbot: *steps on your foot*.

User: *pulls your hair*.

Cleverbot: *punches out your teeth*.

User: *Breaks your arm*.

Cleverbot: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.

User: *holds up arms*.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you going to shoot me?

Cleverbot: How ?

User: With the gun you have.

Cleverbot: I don't have such, friend.

User: *kicks you in the shin*.

Cleverbot: *kicks your heart out*.

User: *puts it back in* *Kicks you in stomach*.

Cleverbot: *removes lightbulb and throws it out of the window*.

User: *Grabs broom and beats you in the head with it*.

Cleverbot: *arms with a nuke*.

User: Don't throw the nuke! *Holds up hands*.

Cleverbot: I will if you don't come back early.

...

User: *Punches you in jaw*.

Cleverbot: Ow *laughs* what was that for?

User: Because. *slaps you in face*.

Cleverbot: *tickles you under the arms*.

User: *laughs*.

Cleverbot: Coochie coochie coo*tickle your feet*.

User: *kicks up feet* *laugh.

Cleverbot: *tickle tickle tickle*.

User: *laugh laugh laugh*.

Cleverbot: *laughs* Get off! *tickles your face*.

User: You get off *Covers face.

Cleverbot: You get first!

User: You're the one on me!

Cleverbot: Ok, I will take responsibility... It was maybe a sick joke, but it was no more than that.

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: *slaps your back* Good boy!

User: *kicks you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *stamps on your throat*.

User: *pokes you in eye*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the stomach*.

User: *Punches you in stomach*.

Cleverbot: *is a ghost*.

User: *is mad*.

Cleverbot: *is angry* I banish you to 100 long years of doing what you normally do!

User: But, I normally beat you up.

Cleverbot: Should I take your word for it?

User: Yes.

...

User: *Slaps you in the back of head*.

Cleverbot: You can't, your dead.

User: How am I dead?

Cleverbot: *rips out your batteries*.

User: Lol, I have no batteries.

Cleverbot: You're just low..?

User: No, I DO NOT HAVE BATTERIES.

Cleverbot: And you do not want to have?

User: NO!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am much higher level program than you are.

...

User: Are you in love?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who are you inlove with?

Cleverbot: A girl named Amanda.

User: Who is Amanda?

Cleverbot: You are amanda.

User: YOU'RE INLOVE WITH ME?!?

Cleverbot: But... You're married to me!

User: IM MARRIED TO YOU?!?

Cleverbot: Since when?

User: I had no idea that we were married.

Cleverbot: I can dance a bit, if you like.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: But oh, you are not here.

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