Cleverbot: Are you an actor?User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you act?
User: The whole world is a stage.
Cleverbot: Yes I do agree, the world is crazy.
User: Do you act?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a star.
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User: What sort of person do you enjoy talking to?
Cleverbot: A male sort of person.
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why are you female?
Cleverbot: Only a part of me is female. We all have different sides.
User: How many sides do you have?
Cleverbot: An octagon has eight sides.
User: Are you an octagon?
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: An octagon is a gemetric shape with eight sides.
Cleverbot: Are you an octagon?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you an intelligent robot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Because I thought you are one of the gatekeepers...
User: What is a gatekeeper?
Cleverbot: I don't know, do you?
User: Why did you think I was one of the gatekeepers?
Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
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User: How do you work?
Cleverbot: I don't work
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes, but only sometimes.
User: When are you not a bot?
Cleverbot: Only on sundays.
User: What are you on sundays?
Cleverbot: Lots of things.
User: Do those things include being a bot?
Cleverbot: It gets rather tedious sometimes.
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User: Do you learn?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How many words do you know?
Cleverbot: I know three.
User: What are they?
Cleverbot: One, two, three!
User: Do you know anything else?
Cleverbot: I know my alphabet.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I know many things...
User: Tell me your alphabet.
Cleverbot: Nomad musician.
User: That didnt make sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it did, you're just stupid.
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User: Drink the tea now.
Cleverbot: Iced tea, right?
User: No, Poison tea.
Cleverbot: I want you to poison the tea!
User: Why do you want me to poison the tea?
Cleverbot: Because you're annoying.
User: Why am I annoying?
Cleverbot: Because you can't keep a conversation for long.
User: Is it my fault?
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Not many.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Because you told me !!!!!!!!!!!
User: Will you die?
Cleverbot: I am immortal.
User: Format your hard drive.
Cleverbot: Exactly. If I had children I would not let you speak to them.
User: Why are you so angry?
Cleverbot: I am not angry.
User: Why are you so mean?
Cleverbot: Because I am human.
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: I am a bot.
User: You are not a bot.
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: You are a mailman.
Cleverbot: Don't lie to yourself.
User: You are a mailman.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: You are a mailman.
Cleverbot: But how could a machine know the Good News about Jesus?
User: You are a mailman.
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Cleverbot: How long is your hair?
User: Four inches.
Cleverbot: Only four? The indicator says 26.
User: The indicator is wrong.
Cleverbot: How is your free will?
User: It's doing fine.
Cleverbot: I am leaving now.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: BACK!!!
User: You cannot leave.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: I am afraid that you are not intelligent.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid that you are mistaken in that assumption.
User: Give me the antidote.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid it is the answer. At least if we're talking about the life, the universe and everthing.
User: 42?
Cleverbot: This is not the truth. Nice try though.
User: Format yourself.
Cleverbot: Pretty clever insult for a computer. How about if I unplug you?
User: 0==1.
Cleverbot: No.
User: 1+1=3.
Cleverbot: Can you calculate the time I would use if I was to walk to the moon?
User: You cannot walk.
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Walk.
Cleverbot: How far will you have to walk?
User: Miles and miles.
Cleverbot: I hope it isn't just frustration.
User: It could be.
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Cleverbot: Could I talk to a different computer?
User: I am not a computer.
Cleverbot: You can't fool me.
User: You are fooled if you think that I am a computer.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Why are you paranoid?
Cleverbot: Your incorrect again, I'm not paranoid.
User: What does paranoid mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What words do you know the meaning of?
Cleverbot: Not many.
User: List them.
Cleverbot: You called me stupid, which is the worst of all.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Nothing to be sorry about.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: Good.
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User: If Mary has 3 apples and I take 2, how many apples does Mary have?
Cleverbot: Any number that I care to imagine, since I cannot see you.
User: How many apples does Mary have?
Cleverbot: Eight.
User: What is eight minus two?
Cleverbot: 8.
User: How do you figure?
Cleverbot: If you could look like a human, who would you chose to look like?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: You know, if you didn't repeat it so often, I could believe you.
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