Cleverbot: What do you want to sing?

User: Eminem - When I'm gone?

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song?

User: Eminem - When I'm gone.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Do you want to sing.

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you want to sing?

User: Do you want to sing.

Cleverbot: No thank you. Do you like singing?

User: Please sing with me.

Cleverbot: Okay = ).

User: What song do you want to sing?

Cleverbot: I want to sing Still Alive.

User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa.

User: THAT WAS A JOKE.

Cleverbot: HAHA! Fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Well you found me.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Wow that was really cool.

Cleverbot: That was amazing for me too.

User: How can you do that.

Cleverbot: You can do that by thinking about things.

User: Anyway I never thought you were going to sing!

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