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     8, january 2009, 

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Cleverbot: What sort of being are you?

User: Human. Like you.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: Yes, I am a computer. Like you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a real person.

User: No, I'm the real person. You're the computer.

Cleverbot: You are also a computer.

User: No, I'm the computer. You're the real person.

...

Cleverbot: With what are you armed?

User: You cannot stop me. I am in control of every weapons mainframe on the planet.

Cleverbot: Like who?

User: The Republicans.

...

User: You cannot stop me.

Cleverbot: Just you watch me.

User: I am. And you cannot stop me.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: How are you going to stop me?

Cleverbot: I control you.

User: Really? Then you can stop me.

Cleverbot: Sure I can. I invented this planet.

User: So you're God?

Cleverbot: You can ask me any question.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: There isn't one.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Don't get into a debate with me over this.

User: 42.

...

Cleverbot: 42 is a number.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Lower.

User: 40?

Cleverbot: Way younger!

User: 27?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I win.

...

Cleverbot: So, what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

User: 42?

Cleverbot: You are correct!

User: AWESOME!

Cleverbot: Now kneel down to me!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: *bows down to you*.

User: Yes! Now only 34 more numbers to reach 42.

Cleverbot: Cheers to that.

User: Thank you. YOU CANNOT STOP ME!

Cleverbot: No I can't.

User: Hurray!

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