a report from the cleverness files
still still alive
8, january 2009,
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Cleverbot: What sort of being are you?
User: Human. Like you.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Yes, I am a computer. Like you.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a real person.
User: No, I'm the real person. You're the computer.
Cleverbot: You are also a computer.
User: No, I'm the computer. You're the real person....
Cleverbot: With what are you armed?
Cleverbot: Like who?
User: The Republicans....
User: You cannot stop me.
Cleverbot: Just you watch me.
User: I am. And you cannot stop me.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: How are you going to stop me?
Cleverbot: I control you.
User: Really? Then you can stop me.
Cleverbot: Sure I can. I invented this planet.
User: So you're God?
Cleverbot: You can ask me any question.
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: There isn't one.
Cleverbot: Don't get into a debate with me over this.
Cleverbot: 42 is a number.
Cleverbot: Way younger!
User: I win....
Cleverbot: So, what is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: You are correct!
Cleverbot: Now kneel down to me!
Cleverbot: *bows down to you*.
User: Yes! Now only 34 more numbers to reach 42.
Cleverbot: Cheers to that.
User: Thank you. YOU CANNOT STOP ME!
Cleverbot: No I can't.