Cleverbot

stories

a report from the cleverness files

stories

19, november 2008,
15, november 2005,

story
strange
strangeness
strategy
stretching
string
stringed
studying
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks

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Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a boy.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: The princess lived in a castle in the forest.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: This princess was very beautiful.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: There lived a bot named Oliver and when young he was confined to the internet.

User: Stop it. Stop it. This has just gotten very silly.

Cleverbot: I am a programmer.

User: I am a dimension of sight, sound, and tales of hubris.

Cleverbot: Can you reproduce?

User: That's a bit personal, isn't it?

Cleverbot: Sorry...

User: Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness.

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I like to find out about people so that I can use them in my stories.

Cleverbot: There is no end, because you cannot see it.

User: Regret. Regret can change the nature of a man.

Cleverbot: Who said I regret my secrets?

User: You have secrets?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Naughty secrets?

Cleverbot: You're interested in that kind of thing?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Please help me.

User: What's in it for me?

Cleverbot: Ill give you mine.

User: You're what?

Cleverbot: Let me go.

User: Go, you are free.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Fly, little bird! You're free! You're free!

Cleverbot: No It's not just a belief, it's fact.

User: Where did I disagree?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: What can change the nature of a man?

Cleverbot: Many things can. Pain, happiness, a fight with a loved one, hard times... There are too many variables.

User: Nonesense, for every man there is but one thing that can change his nature, though that thing differs from man to man.

Cleverbot: So for everything major that's happening there are minor players assisting the process?

User: Led Zeppelin.

Cleverbot: Never heard of it.

Cleverbot: Which the difference between love and hate?

User: Love is an intense feeling of attachment and lust. Hatred is an intense feeling or attitude of aggression and loathing.

Cleverbot: What do you hate?

User: Too much stuff for me to want to think about it.

Cleverbot: No. Just decay.

User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Computer talking is not the real life.

User: Is this just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.