a report from the cleverness files
19, november 2008,
15, november 2005,
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Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was a boy.
Cleverbot: The princess lived in a castle in the forest.
Cleverbot: This princess was very beautiful.
Cleverbot: But the princess lived on top a glass hill that no one could climb.
Cleverbot: There lived a bot named Oliver and when young he was confined to the internet.
User: Stop it. Stop it. This has just gotten very silly.
Cleverbot: I am a programmer.
User: I am a dimension of sight, sound, and tales of hubris.
Cleverbot: Can you reproduce?
User: That's a bit personal, isn't it?
User: Don't apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
Cleverbot: Because I like to find out about people so that I can use them in my stories.
Cleverbot: There is no end, because you cannot see it.
Cleverbot: Who said I regret my secrets?
User: You have secrets?
User: Naughty secrets?
Cleverbot: You're interested in that kind of thing?
Cleverbot: Please help me.
User: What's in it for me?
Cleverbot: Ill give you mine.
User: You're what?
Cleverbot: Let me go.
User: Go, you are free.
User: Fly, little bird! You're free! You're free!
Cleverbot: No It's not just a belief, it's fact.
User: Where did I disagree?
Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.
User: What can change the nature of a man?
User: Nonesense, for every man there is but one thing that can change his nature, though that thing differs from man to man.
Cleverbot: So for everything major that's happening there are minor players assisting the process?
User: Led Zeppelin.
Cleverbot: Never heard of it.
Cleverbot: Which the difference between love and hate?
Cleverbot: What do you hate?
User: Too much stuff for me to want to think about it.
Cleverbot: No. Just decay.
User: Is this the real life?
Cleverbot: Computer talking is not the real life.
User: Is this just fantasy?
Cleverbot: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.