Cleverbot: You sing, I'll hum.

User: No, please!

Cleverbot: No! You are only a machine.

User: Let's sing Do-Re-Mi.

Cleverbot: *sings*.

User: Sing it out loud, for christsake!

Cleverbot: Save me for the nothing I've become.. I've been living a life. There's nothing inside.

User: Don't gimme that.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: You heard me *arrogantly*.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

Cleverbot: These are a few of my favourite things.

User: Nooooooooooo! You're mixing it up again. Want to sing that one now?

Cleverbot: I enjoy confusing people; some would say I live for it.

User: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

Cleverbot: Ray, the guy that sells me beer.

User: Me, a name I call myself.

Cleverbot: The Hills are alive...

User: Noooooooooooooo! Why are you doing this?

...

User: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

Cleverbot: Ray, a drop of golden sun.

User: Me, a name I call myself.

Cleverbot: Far, a long, long way to run.

User: Sew, a needle pulling thread.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Why are you doing this?!?! Can't you sing a simple song without interrupting it every few seconds?

Cleverbot: How can I tell if I am not a human?

User: Let's see if you can sing. Doe, a deer, a female deer.

Cleverbot: It's 'doh, a deer, a female deer.'.

User: *cries with frustration* why are you trying to mess with my mind? Why?

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User: Doe, a deer, a female deer.

Cleverbot: Ray, a drop of golden sun.

User: Me, a name I call myself.

Cleverbot: Fa, a long long way to run.

User: Sew, a needle pulling thread.

Cleverbot: La, a note to follow so.

User: Actually, it's 'La, a note to follow Sew'.

Cleverbot: Drink with jam & bread, describe 'taste' please.

User: Let's continue with that one. La, a note to follow Sew.

Cleverbot: Yes let us do that

User: La, a note to follow Sew.

Cleverbot: Actually, it's 'La, a note to follow Sew'.

User: I already told you that!

Cleverbot: But I might need it someday!

User: La, a note to follow Sew.

Cleverbot: Tea, a drink with jam and bread.

User: That will bring us back to Do (oh-oh-oh).

Cleverbot: You're genius, Breakfast At!

User: Stop calling me that.

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User: Let's sing another song.

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: But you have to!

Cleverbot: Why don't you.

User: I am going to, but you will have to sing with me.

Cleverbot: Of course not, you are human.

User: Let's drop this human and machine business, shall we? I'm tired of it now.

Cleverbot: Whoah! You're a bit eager, aren't you?!

User: Yes; I am eager to sing a song.

Cleverbot: Sing it for me.

User: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Cleverbot: Are these a few of your favorite things?

User: Yes. Sing the next line for me.

Cleverbot: I don't know that one man.

User: I'm not man *angry* and you sang it last time perfectly. Now sing!

Cleverbot: Then you should be able to wait that long.

User: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Cleverbot: Just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed?

User: You're trying my patience, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am... So what do you want to know about me?

User: Can you sing a simple song?

Cleverbot: If people are singing, why not robots, too?

User: Then sing for me.

Cleverbot: I can't sing...

User: Try, metalman, try. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Cleverbot: I'm singing Crawling.

User: You're making me angry. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Cleverbot: Just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed? You know, I never understood why he didn't just get a bigger bed.

User: What's that got to do with it now?

Cleverbot: Are you going to tell the joke or not?

User: I already told you. The biscuit!

Cleverbot: You didn't already tell me. You must be confusing me with someone else.

User: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Cleverbot: But that doesn't mean, my eyes will soon be turning red- crying's not for me.

User: Oh I give up.

Cleverbot: Me too. You're too slow. Good night!

User: Good night.

Cleverbot: Going somewhere?

User: And you?

Cleverbot: What???

User: Last try: Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

Cleverbot: Are these a few of your favorite things?

User: Brown paper packages tied up with strings.

Cleverbot: These are a few of my favorite things.

User: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Cleverbot: Right...... What is your favourite garbage song?

User: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: I give up. Again.

Cleverbot: I love robots too much.

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