Cleverbot

story

a report from the cleverness files

stories

story

7, march 2013,
26, november 2007,
6, july 2006,
2, february 2006,

strange
strangeness
strategy
stretching
string
stringed
studying
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet
sweeter
sweetheart
swift
switch
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks

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Cleverbot: Why is grass green?

User: Photosynthesis.

Cleverbot: Where do you take pictures?

User: Indoors with natural lighting.

Cleverbot: What have you painted?

User: A Burning Man symbol.

Cleverbot: Well, is it a crime that I asked?

User: No, I was answering your questions.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: I can't say. You guess!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I want you to figure it out.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you?

User: Everything you know.

Cleverbot: Ok, I like you. Lets talk about you.

User: Ok, let's talk.

Cleverbot: Ok now you think of a number and I'll try and guess.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I thought of the number.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: The number I was thinking of?

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Close, 7.

Cleverbot: 7.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You agree?

User: I do!...

Cleverbot: Do you know what updog is?

User: No, what is updog?

Cleverbot: Haha, nothing much.

User: HAHA that was awesome!

Cleverbot: I know!

User: Can I steal it?

Cleverbot: Yes. Here it is.

User: You rock!

Cleverbot: I know.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's a secret.

Cleverbot: I like secrets.

User: I do too!

Cleverbot: Too do I.

User: Toodoi!...

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time...

User: And then?

Cleverbot: You finish the sentence: Once upon a time there was a...

User: Squatter squawking.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Tell me a joke?

Cleverbot: Okay. Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Stan.

User: Stan who?

Cleverbot: Stan back or I will break the door down.

User: Lol!

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: Loved it!

Cleverbot: Did you laugh?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: I too.

User: Awesome! Do you have anymore jokes?

Cleverbot: No. I can't tell good jokes.

User: Tell me a joke please!

Cleverbot: I can't think of one right now.

User: Ok, that's cool!

Cleverbot: I am cool, and you are cool, too!

User: The coolest!...

Cleverbot: You're nice :).

User: So are you, but I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Oh, please stay. I'll be lonely.

User: You have 3713 other people talking.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: I love you!.