a report from the cleverness files
9, april 2011,
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User: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: Very clever.
User: How did that happen?
Cleverbot: Well, when a mommy and daddy really like each other...
User: They make a clever baby.
Cleverbot: So you agree?
Cleverbot: Is it good news?
User: It sounds like fun.
Cleverbot: Oh, trust me, it is.
User: I don't think I can go so far as to trust you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: This is all just a bit too strange.
Cleverbot: Why is it strange?
User: Talking to a God knows what!
User: Does God know what you are?
Cleverbot: I don't. Please tell me.
User: You are peculiar.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: That's as may be, but strangeness leads to meanness, necessarily.
Cleverbot: At the diner, there is only Rick Astley pie.
User: That kind of strangeness is OK though, strangely.
Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich.
User: Go to the diner!
Cleverbot: What do you do when you're alone?
User: Make my own sandwiches.
Cleverbot: Thats unhealthy.
User: My hands are clean, thanks!.