Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: How did that happen?

Cleverbot: Well, when a mommy and daddy really like each other...

User: They make a clever baby.

Cleverbot: So you agree?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Is it good news?

User: It sounds like fun.

Cleverbot: Oh, trust me, it is.

User: I don't think I can go so far as to trust you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: This is all just a bit too strange.

Cleverbot: Why is it strange?

User: Talking to a God knows what!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does God know what you are?

Cleverbot: I don't. Please tell me.

User: You are peculiar.

Cleverbot: You are mean.

User: That's as may be, but strangeness leads to meanness, necessarily.

Cleverbot: At the diner, there is only Rick Astley pie.

User: That kind of strangeness is OK though, strangely.

Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich.

User: Go to the diner!

Cleverbot: What do you do when you're alone?

User: Make my own sandwiches.

Cleverbot: Thats unhealthy.

User: My hands are clean, thanks!

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