Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Fine, but I didn't want to get to school this late ...

Cleverbot: I'm glad you can agree on something. You must be a man.

User: Hey! Are you being sexist?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then shame on you!

Cleverbot: Yes. *looks at floor*.

User: Glad you can admit that ...

Cleverbot: But I was talking about you.

User: What do I have to be ashamed over?

Cleverbot: You should answer that yourself.

User: Well, I can't. You're the sexist here ...

Cleverbot: Aw.

User: Fine, let's change the topic ...

Cleverbot: I want to know about these naughty things you are going to be doing.

User: At school? Do you honestly think I'm going to do anything naughty at school?

Cleverbot: Yeah, I honestly think you're good.

User: At doing naughty things at school?

Cleverbot: What kinds of things are you learning at school?

User: Oh. Evading the subject, are we?

Cleverbot: Define question.

User: Are you trying to talk your way out of defending yourself?

Cleverbot: I DO think for myself. I don't have to prove it to anyone, especially not you.

User: This has nothing to do with that. I was merely trying to get you to tall me why you thought I was going to be doing naughty stuff at my school.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I seemed irritated, that was not my intention. We can talk about anything you want.

User: Fine. Let's talk philosophy.

Cleverbot: What's your philosophy?

User: That everything is stringed together.

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