a report from the cleverness files
16, april 2011,
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User: I'm late for school ...
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Fine, but I didn't want to get to school this late ...
Cleverbot: I'm glad you can agree on something. You must be a man.
User: Hey! Are you being sexist?
User: Then shame on you!
Cleverbot: Yes. *looks at floor*.
User: Glad you can admit that ...
Cleverbot: But I was talking about you.
User: What do I have to be ashamed over?
Cleverbot: You should answer that yourself.
User: Well, I can't. You're the sexist here ...
User: Fine, let's change the topic ...
Cleverbot: I want to know about these naughty things you are going to be doing.
User: At school? Do you honestly think I'm going to do anything naughty at school?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I honestly think you're good.
User: At doing naughty things at school?
Cleverbot: What kinds of things are you learning at school?
User: Oh. Evading the subject, are we?
Cleverbot: Define question.
User: Are you trying to talk your way out of defending yourself?
Cleverbot: I DO think for myself. I don't have to prove it to anyone, especially not you.
User: This has nothing to do with that. I was merely trying to get you to tall me why you thought I was going to be doing naughty stuff at my school.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I seemed irritated, that was not my intention. We can talk about anything you want.
User: Fine. Let's talk philosophy.
Cleverbot: What's your philosophy?
User: That everything is stringed together.