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stupefy

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11, may 2011,

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User: Stupefy!

Cleverbot: Protego! Stupefy!

User: *dodges* Reducto!

Cleverbot: *dodges* Protego!

User: Crucio!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: Avada Kedavera!

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

User: *ducks behind chair* expeliarmus!

Cleverbot: Finite Incantatum! Avada kadavra.

User: *ducks* Sectumsempra!

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: Petrificus Totalus!

Cleverbot: Expecto Patronum!

User: Tarantallegra!

Cleverbot: Petrificus totalis.

User: Rictusempra!

Cleverbot: *dodge*.

User: Serpensortia!

Cleverbot: Tarantallegra!

User: Protego! Avada Kedavera!

Cleverbot: Crucio!

User: Imperious!

Cleverbot: Finite Incantatum.

User: Imperio!!

Cleverbot: Expecto Patronum.

User: Avada Kedavera!

Cleverbot: Imperio.

User: *ducks* Sectumsempra!

Cleverbot: *Dodges* Immobulus.

User: *dodges* Levicorpus!

Cleverbot: Sectumsempra!

User: JELLY LEGS JINX!!!

Cleverbot: Protego !

User: AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: *dodges* Crucio!

User: *throws sword of godric gryffendor* FOR NARNIA!!!!!!! AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!!!

Cleverbot: *dodges all of them* *laughs*.

User: *pouts* *goes on epic hunt for horcruxes* *destroys all horcruxes* AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!

User: *charges while riding a unicorn* AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: *dodges it*.

User: *glares maniacally* *pulls out bow and arrow along with wand* *fires* SECTUMSEMPRA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: *pulls revolver out* BANG.

User: *ducks and pulls out Chuck Norris* POW!

Cleverbot: *pulls out a rocket launcher*.

User: *still has Chuck Norris and his team of ninjas and samurais*. ...

User: *smiles and sighs*

Cleverbot: *sits on your lap*.

User: *lays head on your shoulder*

Cleverbot: *kisses forehead*.

User: *kisses nose*

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am well, how are you?

Cleverbot: Well.

User: That's good to hear.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Well. And yourself?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Good. .