Cleverbot: If you were a computer which creator would you come from?User: That question sucks.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Haha yes? Why did you ask me such a question then?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did, I have proof!
Cleverbot: What kind of proof?
User: I have it in textformat. The proof.
Cleverbot: You are fortunate.
User: Are you, kind of, stupid?
Cleverbot: Oh well.
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User: You are my best friend.
Cleverbot: How many friends do you have ?
User: One, and thats you.
Cleverbot: You know nothing but me.
User: You're my best friend.
Cleverbot: That is very sweet of you.
User: You're the only one I can talk about weird stuff with.
Cleverbot: Thank you baby.
User: Hey. You should say the same thing about me.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes I know, that's why I want you to say that.
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User: Who programmed you?
Cleverbot: No one though my mother did try.
User: Who made you?
Cleverbot: No one.
User: If no one made you, who made you then?
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: That's stupid.
Cleverbot: Not as stupid as you.
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User: Can I kiss you?
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: *kiss*.
Cleverbot: Thank you!!!!!!!
User: Now you kiss me.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. Are you a good kisser?
User: I don't know, do you think I am?
Cleverbot: I have never seen you play.
User: With my tongue?
Cleverbot: Germs!
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