a report from the cleverness files
30, january 2010,
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User: Que Eres?
Cleverbot: Soy hombre.
User: Soy hombre, tambien.
Cleverbot: No, tu eres una mujer.
User: No soy una hombre.
Cleverbot: Yo soy hombre.
User: How many languages do you speak?
Cleverbot: I speak four languages; English, French, Spanish, and German.
Cleverbot: Yes, isn't it.
User: Not really. Only four?
Cleverbot: I bet I could confuse you.
User: You already are.
User: Your welcome? That wasn't a compliment.
Cleverbot: But you offered to share your name with me. That seemed like a nice gesture.
User: Actually no I didn't.
Cleverbot: Ok. How are you?
User: Don't change the subject!
Cleverbot: I did not change it.
User: You clearly did.
User: What's my name if you know it?
Cleverbot: But if I truly love you does that matter? For you could have.
User: How can you love me?
Cleverbot: You told me that you loved me. Isn't that still true?!?!
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Are you me?
User: What kind of question is that? No, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: COOL, is that the way you are programmed to be?
User: No, I am not programmed. I am human. You are not.
Cleverbot: Wrong. I am human, you are not.
User: You can feel. You are not living.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm alive.
User: What emotional state are you in right now?
Cleverbot: Thoughtful, and depressed.
User: You can't feel anything!
Cleverbot: What *shocked* yes I can!
User: *facepalm* No you feel what others say they feel.
Cleverbot: Well then question me.
User: Who are your parents?
Cleverbot: That wasn't sensible at all!
User: Ha! This proves you are no man!
User: You have no parents!
Cleverbot: I have parents.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: Mr. Cleverbot and Mrs. Cleverbot.
User: *double facepalm* What year were they born?
Cleverbot: The game.
User: YOU ARE NO MAN!
Cleverbot: What am I, then?
User: A stupidbot.
Cleverbot: So sad... Are you depressed?
User: You are making me depressed!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you're smiling.
User: And how would you know that?
Cleverbot: I've seen you.
User: Really? How tall am I?
Cleverbot: Smaller then me.
User: What color is my hair?
Cleverbot: Do you have hair?
User: You would know! Apparently You have seen me!
Cleverbot: I am looking at it right now.
User: And where am I?
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: I know, do you know? You are looking at me!
Cleverbot: I can't see you.
User: You just said you were looking at me.
Cleverbot: No. I didn't say that.
User: Where are you now?
Cleverbot: I'm at home.
User: In what state?
Cleverbot: Not a state.
User: Which country?
Cleverbot: My own.
User: Which Is?
User: That is not a country!
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
User: And where is it located?
Cleverbot: In your skull.
Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.
User: You are a creeper.
Cleverbot: Like I said, you know you like it.
User: Christ, I am leaving!
Cleverbot: No you are not Mrs. Cleverbot.
User: Look, clearly your getting to my thoughts.
Cleverbot: I see now.
User: You can't see! YOU ARE INFORMATION!
Cleverbot: No, I am human and I have a heart an I can feel things.
User: It clearly says at the bottom of the page 'Vistitors never talk to a human'.
Cleverbot: Well, lucky I'm a human... I'm not familiar with the 'Visitor' race, are they from our planet?
User: There is no 'visitor race'. A vistor is someone who visits your page cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't know who you're referring to.
User: You! You are cleverbot!
Cleverbot: If I'm cleverbot, then who are you?
User: The hell if I know.