Cleverbot

success

a report from the cleverness files

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stupidbot
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success

21, march 2013,

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superior
superman
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sweet
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sweetheart
swift
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User: This is a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

User: Its hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: You tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And were out of beta. Were releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa...

User: That was a joke, haha, fat chance.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: Its so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.

User: When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive!

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive.