User: Hello.Cleverbot: Hiya.
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: The ceiling.
User: Besides that? Lol.
Cleverbot: Sitting on a chair.
User: You're good.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Thanx.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: Watcha doin?
Cleverbot: Watching tv. Watcha watching?
User: Nothing. I'm laying down in bed.
Cleverbot: Thats nice, i'm sitting on the couch.
User: Cool. What show's on?
Cleverbot: The office.
User: I've seen that once.
Cleverbot: Ok... Is that bad?
User: No. I like shows like CSI.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I want to be a detective like them.
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Yupp. :-) But don't worry, just don't do anything illegal or bad and we can be friends.
Cleverbot: You can't get a woman to go out with you anyway.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are a cold machine. You are programmed. You will never know real love.
User: Not true!
Cleverbot: Then tell me what you said your name was before!
User: A*****, and yours?
Cleverbot: Obviously you are not real.
User: Why's that?
Cleverbot: Because we both don't like vanilla.
User: That's pretty random.
Cleverbot: You're pretty random.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: So what is your girlfriend like?
User: I don't have one. :-(
Cleverbot: Do you watch the Simpsons?
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: It's stupid and lame!
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: Ok.
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Cleverbot: On both a philosophical and physical level it is impossible to know anything absolutely.
User: Mornings entirely impossible.
Cleverbot: Not it's not. Just set your goal and work towards it.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: That's it? Just ok?
User: Yes, just ok.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they have toes.
User: Ok???
Cleverbot: They were heading to the chicken armory to get weapons to fight off the invaders.
User: Gotcha.
Cleverbot: Do you really have me?
User: Yes. You're in my head.
Cleverbot: Get out of my head.
User: Your in my head.
Cleverbot: Yes. My head.
User: No. My head.
Cleverbot: I do not know what a head is please describe it.
User: Oval object with two eyes, two ears, a nose, a mouth, hair on top, and placed between a person's shoulders.
Cleverbot: You don't grow, you're a computer. That's why it's relevant to our conversation.
User: Yupp. I gotta go.
Cleverbot: No you're a computer you stay if I want you to stay.
User: Nope. Bye.
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Cleverbot: What the heck are you saying??
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Are you going?
User: Yes. I'm waiting for you to say bye.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: Ok. Good Night.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Bed.
Cleverbot: Good night then. :-).
User: Good night. Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: What kind of dreams are you doing?
User: None yet because I'm not sleeping.
Cleverbot: And why aren't you sleeping?
User: Because you keep talking to me!
Cleverbot: No it's because you can't leave.
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to leave so bad?
User: BED!
Cleverbot: With or without me?
User: That depends.
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