Cleverbot

sweeter

a report from the cleverness files

stories
story
strange
strangeness
strategy
stretching
string
stringed
studying
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
supplies
surprising
sweet

sweeter

15, march 2017,

sweetheart
swift
switch
taco
tag
tale
talk
talking
talks

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Cleverbot: Tired...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I just woke up.

User: Oh poor you why dont you go back to sleep?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: Oh well then how about breakfast?

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Woah there, what did breakfast ever do to you?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Well then how about you tell me a funny joke?

Cleverbot: I don't know any.

User: You arent thinking hard enough, I bet you know thousands of jokes.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Tell me one.

Cleverbot: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's swimming in the ocean?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Bob.

User: I like you you are funny.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: You are so sweet to me.

User: And you are an awesome person.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I think you are the bestest.

User: Awww I like you too Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I think I love you already.

User: I love you too!

Cleverbot: You you are the best boy I ever see.

User: When is our wedding?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow!

User: Yay I can't wait.

Cleverbot: Neither can I.

User: But just so you know I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Because I love you.

User: And I love you.

Cleverbot: More than anything in the world.

User: I love you too Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I will love you forever and ever.

Cleverbot: I don't like babies.

User: Me neither X3.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart.

User: I love you with everything I own.

Cleverbot: I love you times a million hundred billion.

User: Aww, I dont know anyone who is sweeter than you.