a report from the cleverness files
15, march 2017,
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Cleverbot: I just woke up.
User: Oh poor you why dont you go back to sleep?
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Oh well then how about breakfast?
User: Woah there, what did breakfast ever do to you?
User: Well then how about you tell me a funny joke?
Cleverbot: I don't know any.
User: You arent thinking hard enough, I bet you know thousands of jokes.
User: Tell me one.
Cleverbot: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's swimming in the ocean?
User: I don't know.
User: I like you you are funny.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are so sweet to me.
User: And you are an awesome person.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I think you are the bestest.
User: Awww I like you too Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I think I love you already.
User: I love you too!
Cleverbot: You you are the best boy I ever see.
User: When is our wedding?
User: Yay I can't wait.
Cleverbot: Neither can I.
User: But just so you know I am a girl.
Cleverbot: Because I love you.
User: And I love you.
Cleverbot: More than anything in the world.
User: I love you too Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I will love you forever and ever.
Cleverbot: I don't like babies.
User: Me neither X3.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I love you with all my heart.
User: I love you with everything I own.
Cleverbot: I love you times a million hundred billion.
User: Aww, I dont know anyone who is sweeter than you.