User: What's up?
User: What's down?
Cleverbot: The ground.
User: And in the middle?
Cleverbot: A computer program.
User: Like you?
User: You're not a computer program?
Cleverbot: No I'm a breathing human being.
User: Oh. Then why is your name Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: My name isn't cleverbot.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: You don't need to know.
User: You don't trust me?
Cleverbot: Actually, no, not really.
User: That's sad. Why?
Cleverbot: What is sad?
User: That you don't trust me.
Cleverbot: I know I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Of course?
User: I'm all out of love.
Cleverbot: How does that work then?
User: I'm so lost without you.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah.
User: *sings to Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *is blinded*.
Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.
User: *shoots in the face*.
Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.
Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.
User: *breaks every bone in your body*.
Cleverbot: *lays still*.
User: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.
User: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
User: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.
Cleverbot: You'll be mine. How's that?
User: That's kinky.
Cleverbot: Not if you discover you are not human..........................................