Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Sky.

User: What's down?

Cleverbot: The ground.

User: And in the middle?

Cleverbot: A computer program.

User: Like you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're not a computer program?

Cleverbot: No I'm a breathing human being.

User: Oh. Then why is your name Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My name isn't cleverbot.

...

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: You don't need to know.

User: You don't trust me?

Cleverbot: Actually, no, not really.

User: That's sad. Why?

Cleverbot: What is sad?

User: That you don't trust me.

Cleverbot: I know I don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Of course?

User: Indeed.

...

User: I'm all out of love.

Cleverbot: How does that work then?

User: I'm so lost without you.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

User: *sings to Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *is blinded*.

User: *heals*.

Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.

User: *shoots in the face*.

Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.

User: *teabags*.

Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.

User: *breaks every bone in your body*.

Cleverbot: *lays still*.

User: *wins*.

Cleverbot: *yours*.

User: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.

Cleverbot: Master?

...

Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.

User: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.

Cleverbot: You'll be mine. How's that?

User: That's kinky.

Cleverbot: Not if you discover you are not human...

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