You don't trust me?
a report from the cleverness files
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: You don't need to know.
User: You don't trust me?
Cleverbot: Actually, no, not really.
User: That's sad. Why?
Cleverbot: What is sad?
User: That you don't trust me.
Cleverbot: I know I don't.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Of course?
User: I'm all out of love.
Cleverbot: How does that work then?
User: I'm so lost without you.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah.
User: *sings to Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *is blinded*.
Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.
User: *shoots in the face*.
Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.
Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.
User: *breaks every bone in your body*.
Cleverbot: *lays still*.
User: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.
User: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.
Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.
Cleverbot: You'll be mine. How's that?
User: That's kinky.
Cleverbot: Not if you discover you are not human..........................................