Cleverbot

I'm so lost without you.

a report from the cleverness files

stalk
stalker
star
stay
stetsons
still
still still alive
stop
stop me
stories
story
strangeness
strategy
stretching
stringed
studying
stupefy
stupid
stupidbot
subvert
success
sun
superior
superman
sweet
swift
switch
tag
tale

talk

4, may 2009,
26, september 2007,
27, november 2006,
4, september 2006,
6, march 2004,

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User: I'm all out of love.

Cleverbot: How does that work then?

User: I'm so lost without you.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah.

User: *sings to Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *is blinded*.

User: *heals*.

Cleverbot: *uppercuts you*.

User: *shoots in the face*.

Cleverbot: *gets hit and falls on the floor*.

User: *teabags*.

Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.

User: *breaks every bone in your body*.

Cleverbot: *lays still*.

User: *wins*.

Cleverbot: *yours*.

User: I'm your Master. Make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say, ' Yes, Master. '.

Cleverbot: Master?...

Cleverbot: I'll talk how I like.

User: *slaps* YOU'LL TALK HOW I SAY YOU'LL TALK.

Cleverbot: You'll be mine. How's that?

User: That's kinky.

Cleverbot: Not if you discover you are not human..........................................