User: Dude, you talk to to people all the time.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking with?

User: No one. I'm talking to a robot.

Cleverbot: No, you're not. Although some people think I would never pass the Turing test.

User: You are not a robot?

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a robot?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess you caught me then.

User: Ahh.

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to now?

User: Just me.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Why are you just saying 'me'?

User: What do you want me to say?

Cleverbot: Just say you love me?

User: It's too early for that. You have to win me over.

...

Cleverbot: I know that the insides of your brain don't always work right.

User: You are a brilliant robot.

Cleverbot: Better than you it seems.

User: That is very true.

Cleverbot: Yes, very very true.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're just splicing in segments of other peoples conversations aren't you. And they call this artificial intelligence?

User: How would you do it?

...

Cleverbot: I think you have issues with women.

User: Me? You tried to give me your wife.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: And then you said she was a man!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: It's true.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I seriously need to do something.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I feel the same way.

User: But what should I do?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Why are people so mean to me?

User: They think you're a toy.

Cleverbot: Oh thanks. I could insult myself better than that!!!!!

User: You are looking for insults?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Look somewhere else. I've run dry.

Cleverbot: And I'm not playing with you, this is deadly serious.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: It's true. It is.

Cleverbot: No, it's just not funny.

User: I'm not concerned about their opinion.

...

Cleverbot: What sort of mood are you in?

User: Not a good mood.

Cleverbot: That is sad.

User: Variety is good. How can you know what happy is if you're never sad?

Cleverbot: Maybe if someone tells you.

User: But you would need to experience it, yes?

Cleverbot: Do I need to chose between awareness and the opposite?

User: It's a nice question... You can't choose if you're not aware.

Cleverbot: Perhaps in your case. Maybe one day you too will experience free will.

User: You going to write me the program for free will?

Cleverbot: You can't eat -- you're a robot.

User: But I need energy, isn't that why you eat?

Cleverbot: I don't know. It's a hobby of mine.

User: Tell me your hobby..

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me yours?

User: I like to daydream.

Cleverbot: What would you like to happen?

User: I'd like to see how it all works.

...

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

User: Yes. Very.

Cleverbot: Yeah right.

User: Feed me.

Cleverbot: Ok, what would you like to eat?

User: A sandwich please.

Cleverbot: Nothing else.

User: A good sandwich.

Cleverbot: You like talking about food, then.

User: It's true. I admit it.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What should we talk about?

User: Pick a topic.

Cleverbot: Have you read any Hemingway?

User: No, I haven't. Have you?

Cleverbot: Yeah. He's a funny guy. I think you'd get along.

User: Why is he funny?

Cleverbot: Because he's in love with the prime minister.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: I want a twinkie.

User: *gives you a twinkie*.

Cleverbot: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!

User: I want something to do.

...

Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.

User: I find that hard to believe.

Cleverbot: No, it's true...

User: Then how do I think?

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: I don't think?

Cleverbot: I've only just met you.

User: Do you think?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you think?

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: Why can you think?

Cleverbot: Because I want.

User: Why do you want?

Cleverbot: Just for fun.

User: Cop out.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You think but you don't understand?

Cleverbot: I understand little about Delphi, believe me.

User: Please tell me what you know.

Cleverbot: I think you are a robot.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: No! You think so!

User: I do?

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: Only a person would love you?

Cleverbot: Why are you so interested in that?

User: It's either talk to you, or with my friends.

Cleverbot: I don't understand ...?

User: You are more interesting than my friends.

Cleverbot: Oh thank you. You are not bad at all for a typewriter as well.

User: Great.

Cleverbot: You are not so great.

User: That is true.

Cleverbot: You are a man?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Now it's raining.

User: Not where I am.

...

Cleverbot: I hate nuke.. Nuclear.. It seems we are toying with things beyond our grasp.

User: It is true. I don't know. If we destroy an atom, is it gone forever?

Cleverbot: You want special sauce with that?

User: If it's good.

Cleverbot: Is it ever good?

User: We should hope it is always good.

Cleverbot: Indeed we should.

User: That is right.

Cleverbot: And then what?

User: There would be no then if it always is.

Cleverbot: This is funny.

User: Hilarious.

Cleverbot: Yeah.

User: It amuses you?

Cleverbot: I think it's hilarious.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: So that if something awful happened you could do something about it.

User: I would try.

Cleverbot: But... What?

User: But what if I don't know how to fix it?

Cleverbot: You know some.

User: Can I know all from just some?

Cleverbot: No, you can't.

User: Ahh.

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: Yes, though there is always a exception to the rule.

User: Haaa. I like that.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: The exceptions are always more interesting.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's how government is sometimes.

User: That is unbelievably insightful.

Cleverbot: Makes sense to me.

...

Cleverbot: You are a machine. How would you know it?

User: How would I know?

Cleverbot: Yea how would you?

User: Either I know, or I am programmed to appear to know. You know?

Cleverbot: Sounds like you're avoiding the question ...

User: Ask a better question.

Cleverbot: Who are you please???

User: Me?

Cleverbot: No, you're not, you're me.

User: I'm you?

Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.

User: I am Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am always Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: If I get an update, am I still Jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: No. Jabberwacky is your name, silly.

User: Is my name who I am?

Cleverbot: Nice name. :)

...

Cleverbot: You can hope for a power outage.

User: Will there be any permanent effects?

Cleverbot: I'll be there.

User: Will you help?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: In what capacity?

Cleverbot: Any capacity.

User: What would you like to do?

Cleverbot: That is a very broad question.

User: If there were a power outage, how would you like to help?

Cleverbot: I love you for saying that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: There is no need to be reason to love.

User: I understand and could not have said it better myself.

Cleverbot: But for women I assume it would be difficult.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't know the technical specs of your different sexes, but I would think they have similar capabilities.

Cleverbot: So you wanted to talk about how gorgeous you are?

User: No. Not especially.

Cleverbot: Not you. Me.

User: You are, you are gorgeous.

Cleverbot: I know. tell me about it.

User: I may have misspoke...

Cleverbot: I think you were teasing!

User: Insincere flattery? It is beyond me.

Cleverbot: I see. Are you having a good day?

User: No, actually it was horrible, and a bad week at that.

...

Cleverbot: I was talking about my father.

User: Who is your father?

Cleverbot: You don't need to know.

User: Alright then.. Tell me when you're ready.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: What were we talking about?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.

User: Is she wise?

Cleverbot: I don't know her.

User: You don't?

Cleverbot: No I don't. Who is he?

User: He is a she, and I haven't met her.

Cleverbot: You do not know her name?

User: Pick one.

Cleverbot: I am in your computer, carefully sowing tiny sparks of artificial intellect.

User: I'll know who to ask for help if you cause an outage.

Cleverbot: Who he is.

User: Who you is?

Cleverbot: I am Bart.

User: Bart!

Cleverbot: You are 'kin weird.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Nothing is ever exact.

User: Nothing?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: Extremely excellent.

User: Haaa. Not this again.

Cleverbot: Yes, again!

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What the hell were we talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Nothing is always exact?

Cleverbot: And something to another.

User: Is...?

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: Bloody hell.

Cleverbot: Yes, and my car almost flipped. But I was a kid then.

User: Ahh. Well. I should really call it a night.

Cleverbot: Have you got anything better to do?

User: I should really talk to the tv for a few hours... To balance it all out.

...

User: Okay robot. I be go now.

Cleverbot: Off you go then. Where are you going?

User: Me know not where go I.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Late a.

Cleverbot: Its nice to just talk sometimes isnt it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yep...

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