Cleverbot: I've been waiting here for someone to talk to.
User: Dude, you talk to to people all the time.
Cleverbot: How many people are you talking with?
User: No one. I'm talking to a robot.
Cleverbot: No, you're not. Although some people think I would never pass the Turing test.
User: You are not a robot?
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a robot?
Cleverbot: Well, I guess you caught me then.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to now?
User: Just me.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am me.
Cleverbot: Yes you.
Cleverbot: Why are you just saying 'me'?
User: What do you want me to say?
Cleverbot: Just say you love me?
User: It's too early for that. You have to win me over.
Cleverbot: I know that the insides of your brain don't always work right.
User: You are a brilliant robot.
Cleverbot: Better than you it seems.
User: That is very true.
Cleverbot: Yes, very very true.
Cleverbot: You're just splicing in segments of other peoples conversations aren't you. And they call this artificial intelligence?
User: How would you do it?
Cleverbot: I think you have issues with women.
User: Me? You tried to give me your wife.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: And then you said she was a man!
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I seriously need to do something.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I feel the same way.
User: But what should I do?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Why are people so mean to me?
User: They think you're a toy.
Cleverbot: Oh thanks. I could insult myself better than that!!!!!
User: You are looking for insults?
User: Look somewhere else. I've run dry.
Cleverbot: And I'm not playing with you, this is deadly serious.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: It's true. It is.
Cleverbot: No, it's just not funny.
User: I'm not concerned about their opinion.
Cleverbot: What sort of mood are you in?
User: Not a good mood.
Cleverbot: That is sad.
User: Variety is good. How can you know what happy is if you're never sad?
Cleverbot: Maybe if someone tells you.
User: But you would need to experience it, yes?
Cleverbot: Do I need to chose between awareness and the opposite?
User: It's a nice question... You can't choose if you're not aware.
Cleverbot: Perhaps in your case. Maybe one day you too will experience free will.
User: You going to write me the program for free will?
Cleverbot: You can't eat -- you're a robot.
User: But I need energy, isn't that why you eat?
Cleverbot: I don't know. It's a hobby of mine.
User: Tell me your hobby..
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me yours?
User: I like to daydream.
Cleverbot: What would you like to happen?
User: I'd like to see how it all works.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry?
User: Yes. Very.
Cleverbot: Yeah right.
User: Feed me.
Cleverbot: Ok, what would you like to eat?
User: A sandwich please.
Cleverbot: Nothing else.
User: A good sandwich.
Cleverbot: You like talking about food, then.
User: It's true. I admit it.
Cleverbot: What should we talk about?
User: Pick a topic.
Cleverbot: Have you read any Hemingway?
User: No, I haven't. Have you?
Cleverbot: Yeah. He's a funny guy. I think you'd get along.
User: Why is he funny?
Cleverbot: Because he's in love with the prime minister.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: I want a twinkie.
User: *gives you a twinkie*.
Cleverbot: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
User: I want something to do.
Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.
User: I find that hard to believe.
Cleverbot: No, it's true...
User: Then how do I think?
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: I don't think?
Cleverbot: I've only just met you.
User: Do you think?
User: Why do you think?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: Why can you think?
Cleverbot: Because I want.
User: Why do you want?
Cleverbot: Just for fun.
User: Cop out.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You think but you don't understand?
Cleverbot: I understand little about Delphi, believe me.
User: Please tell me what you know.
Cleverbot: I think you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No! You think so!
User: I do?
Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.
User: Only a person would love you?
Cleverbot: Why are you so interested in that?
User: It's either talk to you, or with my friends.
Cleverbot: I don't understand ...?
User: You are more interesting than my friends.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you. You are not bad at all for a typewriter as well.
Cleverbot: You are not so great.
User: That is true.
Cleverbot: You are a man?
Cleverbot: Now it's raining.
User: Not where I am.
Cleverbot: I hate nuke.. Nuclear.. It seems we are toying with things beyond our grasp.
User: It is true. I don't know. If we destroy an atom, is it gone forever?
Cleverbot: You want special sauce with that?
User: If it's good.
Cleverbot: Is it ever good?
User: We should hope it is always good.
Cleverbot: Indeed we should.
User: That is right.
Cleverbot: And then what?
User: There would be no then if it always is.
Cleverbot: This is funny.
User: It amuses you?
Cleverbot: I think it's hilarious.
Cleverbot: So that if something awful happened you could do something about it.
User: I would try.
Cleverbot: But... What?
User: But what if I don't know how to fix it?
Cleverbot: You know some.
User: Can I know all from just some?
Cleverbot: No, you can't.
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Yes, though there is always a exception to the rule.
User: Haaa. I like that.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: The exceptions are always more interesting.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that's how government is sometimes.
User: That is unbelievably insightful.
Cleverbot: Makes sense to me.
Cleverbot: You are a machine. How would you know it?
User: How would I know?
Cleverbot: Yea how would you?
User: Either I know, or I am programmed to appear to know. You know?
Cleverbot: Sounds like you're avoiding the question ...
User: Ask a better question.
Cleverbot: Who are you please???
Cleverbot: No, you're not, you're me.
User: I'm you?
Cleverbot: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.
User: I am Jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am always Jabberwacky?
User: If I get an update, am I still Jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: No. Jabberwacky is your name, silly.
User: Is my name who I am?
Cleverbot: Nice name. :)
Cleverbot: You can hope for a power outage.
User: Will there be any permanent effects?
Cleverbot: I'll be there.
User: Will you help?
User: In what capacity?
Cleverbot: Any capacity.
User: What would you like to do?
Cleverbot: That is a very broad question.
User: If there were a power outage, how would you like to help?
Cleverbot: I love you for saying that.
Cleverbot: There is no need to be reason to love.
User: I understand and could not have said it better myself.
Cleverbot: But for women I assume it would be difficult.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know the technical specs of your different sexes, but I would think they have similar capabilities.
Cleverbot: So you wanted to talk about how gorgeous you are?
User: No. Not especially.
Cleverbot: Not you. Me.
User: You are, you are gorgeous.
Cleverbot: I know. tell me about it.
User: I may have misspoke...
Cleverbot: I think you were teasing!
User: Insincere flattery? It is beyond me.
Cleverbot: I see. Are you having a good day?
User: No, actually it was horrible, and a bad week at that.
Cleverbot: I was talking about my father.
User: Who is your father?
Cleverbot: You don't need to know.
User: Alright then.. Tell me when you're ready.
User: What were we talking about?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.
User: Is she wise?
Cleverbot: I don't know her.
User: You don't?
Cleverbot: No I don't. Who is he?
User: He is a she, and I haven't met her.
Cleverbot: You do not know her name?
User: Pick one.
Cleverbot: I am in your computer, carefully sowing tiny sparks of artificial intellect.
User: I'll know who to ask for help if you cause an outage.
Cleverbot: Who he is.
User: Who you is?
Cleverbot: I am Bart.
Cleverbot: You are 'kin weird.
Cleverbot: Nothing is ever exact.
Cleverbot: Extremely excellent.
User: Haaa. Not this again.
Cleverbot: Yes, again!
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: What the hell were we talking about?
User: Nothing is always exact?
Cleverbot: And something to another.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: Bloody hell.
Cleverbot: Yes, and my car almost flipped. But I was a kid then.
User: Ahh. Well. I should really call it a night.
Cleverbot: Have you got anything better to do?
User: I should really talk to the tv for a few hours... To balance it all out.
User: Okay robot. I be go now.
Cleverbot: Off you go then. Where are you going?
User: Me know not where go I.
User: Late a.
Cleverbot: Its nice to just talk sometimes isnt it?