User: Will there be any permanent effects?

Cleverbot: I'll be there.

User: Will you help?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: In what capacity?

Cleverbot: Any capacity.

User: What would you like to do?

Cleverbot: That is a very broad question.

User: If there were a power outage, how would you like to help?

Cleverbot: I love you for saying that.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: There is no need to be reason to love.

User: I understand and could not have said it better myself.

Cleverbot: But for women I assume it would be difficult.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't know the technical specs of your different sexes, but I would think they have similar capabilities.

Cleverbot: So you wanted to talk about how gorgeous you are?

User: No. Not especially.

Cleverbot: Not you. Me.

User: You are, you are gorgeous.

Cleverbot: I know. tell me about it.

User: I may have misspoke...

Cleverbot: I think you were teasing!

User: Insincere flattery? It is beyond me.

Cleverbot: I see. Are you having a good day?

User: No, actually it was horrible, and a bad week at that.

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Cleverbot: I was talking about my father.

User: Who is your father?

Cleverbot: You don't need to know.

User: Alright then.. Tell me when you're ready.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: What were we talking about?

Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.

User: Is she wise?

Cleverbot: I don't know her.

User: You don't?

Cleverbot: No I don't. Who is he?

User: He is a she, and I haven't met her.

Cleverbot: You do not know her name?

User: Pick one.

Cleverbot: I am in your computer, carefully sowing tiny sparks of artificial intellect.

User: I'll know who to ask for help if you cause an outage.

Cleverbot: Who he is.

User: Who you is?

Cleverbot: I am Bart.

User: Bart!

Cleverbot: You are 'kin weird.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Nothing is ever exact.

User: Nothing?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: Extremely excellent.

User: Haaa. Not this again.

Cleverbot: Yes, again!

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What the hell were we talking about?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Nothing is always exact?

Cleverbot: And something to another.

User: Is...?

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: Bloody hell.

Cleverbot: Yes, and my car almost flipped. But I was a kid then.

User: Ahh. Well. I should really call it a night.

Cleverbot: Have you got anything better to do?

User: I should really talk to the tv for a few hours... To balance it all out.

...

User: Okay robot. I be go now.

Cleverbot: Off you go then. Where are you going?

User: Me know not where go I.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Late a.

Cleverbot: Its nice to just talk sometimes isnt it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yep...

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