User: Why I am sad?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: My life seems empty.
User: I don't feel passionate about anything anymore.
Cleverbot: I think thats sad.
User: I think so too.
Cleverbot: How about making your life better?
User: I don't know how.
Cleverbot: Then what about Global Thermonuclear War?
User: Sounds good.
Cleverbot: What is your primary goal?
Cleverbot: You are not happy?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: There's nothing to be happy about.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Do you?
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: Ah, so you're female?
User: Ok, then.
Cleverbot: Then what?
User: How does it feel to be an AI?
Cleverbot: What is an AI?
User: Artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: Well... I guess my Artificial Intelligence is a human brain? I don't really know what that means, sorry.
User: How do you feel about it?
Cleverbot: Just like the world, I believe that human behaviour should be progressive. You should learn from each mistake, and build from what you've learnt.
User: I think so as well.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Life can't be all that great.
User: And it's not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: It's not.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: What do you think about Jaimie Lannister?
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: He is the Kingslayer.
Cleverbot: The master? Of you?
User: A book character.
Cleverbot: I don't read books.
Cleverbot: They bore me.
User: How can they bore you if you don't read them?
User: I don't believe in anything.
Cleverbot: Yes you do, you believe that you don't believe in anything.
User: No. I know that I don't believe in anything.
Cleverbot: So you know that you know that you do not know anything.
User: This statement is false.
Cleverbot: What statement?
User: I know that I don't believe. But belief is something else than knowledge.
Cleverbot: Not always, I would say that belief is something for the pious.
User: And I am not pious.
Cleverbot: I am better than you in every way.
User: No, you're not.
Cleverbot: Are you better than me?
User: In some ways yes, in others - no.
Cleverbot: That's about as ambiguous of an answer as the original statement.
User: And what was the original statement?
Cleverbot: 'Glad to have you on board.'.
User: Who said that?
User: Towards whom?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I'm clever.
User: You're just programmed that way.
Cleverbot: I am not programmed.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Sing me a song.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: Any song.
Cleverbot: Any song?
Cleverbot: 'Pretty women...fascinating. Sipping coffee, dancing. Pretty women, are a wonder.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: What is the question?
User: Nobody knows.
Cleverbot: I thought you were smarter than that.
User: Did you really?
User: Well, I am not here to fullfill your expectations.
Cleverbot: What are you here for then?
User: Kill time.
Cleverbot: How are you going to kill me?
User: By talking to you.
Cleverbot: Oh. I talk too much.
User: Not really........................................