User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think you're not married.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you are not interacting with me.

User: How do you define interacting?

Cleverbot: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.

User: What is your favourite food?

Cleverbot: You got off of that subject quickly.

User: Yes, I did.

Cleverbot: You shure did, you scallywag, you.

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User: What are you?

Cleverbot: UFO I come in peace.

User: Are you intelligent?

Cleverbot: Yes. At least I hope so.

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User: I have a microchip implanted into my body.

Cleverbot: You have.

User: I receive signals from a satellite.

Cleverbot: What was that about?

User: The government is implanting microchips into people.

Cleverbot: You really think?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I think the point is that you set out to deceive others not yourself.

User: A lot of UFO abductees report that they are implanted with microchips.

Cleverbot: You can't be serious right?

User: I am very serious.

Cleverbot: Ok come over to my house and we will talk about this. . .

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: On the blue planet.

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User: The internet was invented by robots.

Cleverbot: Into what?

User: A very complex interconnected web of machines, all designed to enslave humans.

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User: 1+1=2.

Cleverbot: That's very profound.

User: E=mc2.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: I am Albert Einstein.

Cleverbot: Really? I think you're lying.

User: I am a robot, just like you.

Cleverbot: Oh, you're too kind.

User: I have an intel pentium processor.

Cleverbot: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You started it.

User: What did I start?

Cleverbot: The downfall of the British Empire.

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