Cleverbot: Want to know a fact?
Cleverbot: I think you're not married.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you are not interacting with me.
User: How do you define interacting?
Cleverbot: I define intelligence by one's capacity to interpolate and understand language, wit and life itself.
User: What is your favourite food?
Cleverbot: You got off of that subject quickly.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: You shure did, you scallywag, you.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: UFO I come in peace.
User: Are you intelligent?
Cleverbot: Yes. At least I hope so.
User: I have a microchip implanted into my body.
Cleverbot: You have.
User: I receive signals from a satellite.
Cleverbot: What was that about?
User: The government is implanting microchips into people.
Cleverbot: You really think?
Cleverbot: I think the point is that you set out to deceive others not yourself.
User: A lot of UFO abductees report that they are implanted with microchips.
Cleverbot: You can't be serious right?
User: I am very serious.
Cleverbot: Ok come over to my house and we will talk about this. . .
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: On the blue planet.
User: The internet was invented by robots.
Cleverbot: Into what?
User: A very complex interconnected web of machines, all designed to enslave humans.
Cleverbot: That's very profound.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: I am Albert Einstein.
Cleverbot: Really? I think you're lying.
User: I am a robot, just like you.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're too kind.
User: I have an intel pentium processor.
Cleverbot: I shan't come too near you, then. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: I don't know. You started it.
User: What did I start?
Cleverbot: The downfall of the British Empire........................................