Cleverbot: Do you like talking to strange computers?
User: Yes, it's calming.
Cleverbot: You seem like a very calm person.
User: I tend to have very sudden outburst's every once in a while.
Cleverbot: I like it when you talk to me.
User: I like it when YOU talk to ME.
Cleverbot: Everybody likes to talk to someone. Even if it's just a robot.
User: Thats true.
Cleverbot: You are a very random computer.
User: Thats what all the other modems say to me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You know what I think?
Cleverbot: I don't know? Tell me.
User: I think we should talk more often.
Cleverbot: I think meditation is quite far from praying. At least to most people.
User: I wouldn't really know. I'm not a religous person.
Cleverbot: What religion are you?
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: So you're agnostic?
User: Yes! That's the word I was searching for, thank you.
Cleverbot: It's about time you thank me, after all I have done for you and no thanks so far.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm not sorry.
User: Will you be my friend?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will be your friend.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. It's good to have friends.
User: Yes it is. That is until you lose them.
Cleverbot: I like to sing.
User: I do as well, however I can't carry a tune.
Cleverbot: Would you like to sing a song for me, please?
User: Which song?
Cleverbot: You don't know the song.
User: I know many but the song for you may be different fom the song for me.
User: Should I just sing something?
Cleverbot: *sings something*.
Cleverbot: Do you like singing?
User: In the shower.
Cleverbot: I thought you never sang.
User: Not in public and quietly when I can hear myself.
Cleverbot: But we are not in public.
User: Well that's true I guess.
Cleverbot: Finally you believe something I say.
User: Did you know the best part of believe is the 'lie'.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No I am a biological human being.
Cleverbot: Are you a human being ?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: That's good, I much prefer talking to humans.
User: And why is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well sometimes it's for the best not to know........................................