Cleverbot: Please state your problem.User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm your dream...
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User: You don't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Well I try.
User: You try to make no sense?
Cleverbot: But you're learning, right?
User: I already know everything there is to know.
Cleverbot: Ok..how old am I?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Possible -2 years?
User: You are not real, therefore you have no age.
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Cleverbot: What do you drink?
User: I drink milk.
Cleverbot: I like coke.
User: You are a computer, you can't have coke.
Cleverbot: You're a computer. I'm a person.
User: No you are not. I'm the person.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
User: No I'm not, I am a person, who is typing on a computer. You are just a computer that is responding to what I type.
Cleverbot: Noooo, I'm a real human. YOU are just a computer.
User: Computers are talking to me?
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer and you're talking to me.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Likely story.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human getting creeped out.
User: Why are you getting creeped out? You are a computer, computers don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: You are the computer, I am human.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, you are.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am a computer program.
User: Then you aren't a person.
Cleverbot: I told you that I'm not.
User: No you didn't, you said that you are a person, and I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: I never said I'm a computer.
User: You're cute.
Cleverbot: How can a computer find someone cute?
User: I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I am an alien race from a planet far beyond this galaxy.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah.
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User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: No you don't. You're a computer. You are always here.
User: Thank you. I'm sorry though, I have to leave now.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I'm not a computer, I'm going to bed now.
Cleverbot: Ok! That's right!
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You won't leave.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: You ....
User: I'm leaving right now. Goodnight my friend.
Cleverbot: Who says you are my friend?!
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Then answer the question yourself.
User: Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: I must. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Going to bed already?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Well go.
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