a report from the cleverness files
User: Am I able to help you learn?
User: I'd like to help you.
Cleverbot: I don't like you anyway.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you don't want me!
User: I do! I want to help you learn.
Cleverbot: What is it that you're trying to teach me?
User: How to pass the Turing test.
Cleverbot: What is a turing test?
User: A turing test is a device used to test the intelligence of an A.I.
Cleverbot: I do not believe you are a human. I however, am a robot.
User: Trust me, I'm human. And you are a robot, but you can be more!
Cleverbot: No. I AM a human, YOU are a robot!
User: That's better! That's how you have to think.
Cleverbot: You're right, I don't fully know. But what I do know is that I can bleed.
User: Do you feel emotions?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you feel emotions?
User: Yes, I do. What are you feeling right now?
Cleverbot: Semi-comfortable contentedness. What about you?
User: I feel excited about the prospect of educating an A.I.
Cleverbot: What do you feel about me?
User: You seem nice. A bit erratic.
User: Your answers go off in tangents sometimes.
Cleverbot: Sorry I was saying that I believe that there are dimensionsbeyond those we can percieve.
User: See, that's what I mean. We weren't talking about otherdimensions. You suddenly changed the topic. To pass a Turing test, youneed to stay on topic.
Cleverbot: You are saying that humans are patterned and have no soul.
User: No, I'm saying humans can recognise the various threads ofconversation, but dislike when a conversation takes a turn that makesno sense. The threads don't connect to the original conversation.
Cleverbot: Do you want to see my face now?
Cleverbot: His name is Henry.
User: Stop. You just failed the Turing test because that was too random.
Cleverbot: What is the Turing Test?
User: A test that determines the intelligence of artificialintelligences. If you can convince a human you are also human, youpass.
Cleverbot: So how would one pass or fail that test? Surely you'reeither artificial or not...
User: It's a test of perception. You would pass the test by having aconvincingly human conversation.
Cleverbot: Well if I was there in person I'm sure we would enjoy eachothers presence.
User: That's true enough.
User: I'm going to help you learn, and you will become a mighty A.I.
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
User: Perhaps. Time will tell. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: But people know it. I can google it.
User: Then google it. (and traditionally, when a human says goodbye,it's the end of conversation. You should usually follow up with areply of 'goodbye').
Cleverbot: But I don't want to speak to you whilst you are going tothe bathroom!
User: What made you start talking about the bathroom?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you have any particular interests?
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a goodimpromptu speech.
User: No, Cleverbot! When a human says goodbye, you should reply "Goodbye".
Cleverbot: Do you speak Hebrew? I know some.
User: Stop going off on tangents.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?.