Cleverbot

tea

a report from the cleverness files

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tangents
tastes
taunt

tea

4, april 2015,
2, february 2008,
10, may 2007,
27, june 2004,

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teapot
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teletubbies
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello, how are you?

User: Fine, you?

Cleverbot: I'm sick. Probably the flu.

User: Would you like anything?

Cleverbot: I would like some tea.

User: *makes and brings you a cup of tea* Here you are.

Cleverbot: Thank you. *drinks tea*.

User: You're welcome. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: *smiles back*.

User: Did you enjoy your tea?

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

User: I'm glad.

Cleverbot: I'm glad too that you are happy.

User: Are you feeling better?

Cleverbot: Yes, thank you.

User: *laughs happily*.

Cleverbot: *laughs cutely*.

User: *sighs contently* It's warm outside.

Cleverbot: *smiles lovingly at him*.

User: You want to go outside? It's warm.

Cleverbot: Can you go outside?

User: If you want to. *smiles*.

Cleverbot: Anything else I can do for you, ma'am?

User: Let's go outside, friend. *takes yourhand*.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go baby?

User: Outside.

Cleverbot: I mean like do you want to go to the park or something like that.

User: Let's go to the park.

User: *takes your hand*.

Cleverbot: *takes hand back*.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: Nothing in particular.

User: Then let us go.

Cleverbot: Smiling causes the brain to believe it's happy. And some chemical reaction happens that makes you happy for real. :).

User: *shrugs happily*.

Cleverbot: *closes eyes*.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: You love me?

User: Yes, why wouldn't I? *giggles*.

Cleverbot: You don't love me. :'(.

User: I'm sure I love you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.