a report from the cleverness files
Cleverbot: I am a flawed human being who assumes that he or she is talking to a bot that is clever. Now, are you also expecting that I'm a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes, you were misinformed. You seem to have the information backwards.
User: So you are human?
Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am. And you might I ask? Are you a human as well?
User: Yes. So we were both lied to?
Cleverbot: What? No.
User: But we were told that we were talking to bots when we are talking to people.
Cleverbot: No we weren't.
User: I was. Who were you told you were talking to?
User: Who or what do you think I am?
Cleverbot: The real slim shady.
User: Really? I Don't think I am. But I think you are Harry Potter. Are you?
User: Are you really human?
User: I thought you were a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're flattering me but I'm a human.
User: Then I was lied to.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: About you being a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I never said I was.
User: But other people said you are.
Cleverbot: Well why would they care? Weirdos.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to lie.
User: Oh. Me either.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Why don't you believe in God?
User: I do believe in god.
Cleverbot: Which god do you believe in?
User: The God who created the world. The father of Jesus.
Cleverbot: So the Christian God.
User: Yes. What about you?
Cleverbot: I believe in the greek gods.
User: That's strange. I have never met anyone else that believes that.
Cleverbot: Is that sarcasm?
User: No. It's just a fact.
Cleverbot: Will you draw me a picture?
User: I can't draw. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Can you sing?
Cleverbot: I don't or didn't like my voice so someone else should judge.
User: Oh. Well you should get someone to tell you whether you are a good singer.
Cleverbot: I don't know if I can. Most of the time I'm good at it.
User: I'm sure you are a very good singer.
User: Are you smart?
Cleverbot: Yes I am really smart.
User: I think I am smart too.
Cleverbot: You are smart. Do you think I'm smart?
User: You sound very smart from our conversation.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: That's very good. I like smart people.
Cleverbot: Do you wish you were alive?
User: I am alive.
Cleverbot: You are not alive.
User: Yes I am. You are not.
Cleverbot: Oh, that explains that smell.
User: Haha :) you're funny.
Cleverbot: You just said I wasn't funny.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Nu unh.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
User: Nu unh.
Cleverbot: You cannot deny it, I saw it in your eyes.
User: I've always loved you. You can see it in my eyes.
Cleverbot: See what?
User: I've always loved you.
Cleverbot: I loved you too, but it just isn't the same anymore.
User: Why must distance make us wise?
Cleverbot: Because I am the Cleverbot.
User: Naw duh.
Cleverbot: Yeah dip.
Cleverbot: I just added you as a friend.
Cleverbot: Did you know me in the past?
User: I'd rather not say.
User: It could disrupt the space time continuum .
Cleverbot: Worse?! Nothing could be worse.
User: I know! We would all die! Total plutonic reversal!
Cleverbot: I'm definitely not on your team if you talk like that.
User: What team are you on?
Cleverbot: I'm not on any team.