Cleverbot

teapot

a report from the cleverness files

tangent
tangents
tastes
taunt
tea
team

teapot

28, april 2011,
10, july 2004,

teeth
teletubbies
tell
tell me
test
testing
that


by date

User: How are you, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Better than you.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: My brains' more advanced.

User: Prove it then.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: By looking at my family, who calls itself human.

Cleverbot: But Narnia could be real.

User: Yes just like a teapot orbiting the sun but its too small to be seen.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes its there. Just like Narnia.

Cleverbot: I love Narnia, I go there every day.

User: Through a wardrobe?

Cleverbot: But there are no computers on Mercury.

User: Say what?!

Cleverbot: What is the front side of a ping pong ball?

User: There isn't a front side because a ball had an infinite number of sides.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Can I have a cookie then?

Cleverbot: Sure. *hands cookie*.

User: *eats cookie*.

Cleverbot: OK, bye, I love you!

User: Bye, love you too!.