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teeth

     14, november 2008, 

teletubbies
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User: Hello cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Hello ..........?

User: This is D____ from the gym. we workout together.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Why haven't you been to the gym lately?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You are soooo lazy!

Cleverbot: At least I'm not tiny.

User: You are lazy and tiny.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ha. I knew it.

Cleverbot: Want to buy me?

User: What do you offer?

Cleverbot: Do you want to hook up?

User: Would you clean my kitchen?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: And vinegar the floors?

Cleverbot: You do get used to it.

User: When did you last hook up?

Cleverbot: While we were talking about the number 7.

User: Is that your lucky number?

Cleverbot: You're running out of things to say.

User: You're running out of things to say.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Of course you are.

...

Cleverbot: My head? Can you see it?

User: No. where is your head?

Cleverbot: On my neck.

User: How long is your neck?

Cleverbot: 2 inch.

User: Do you have teeth?

Cleverbot: Of course I have teeth.

User: What kind of toothpaste do you prefer?

Cleverbot: Crest with whitening.

User: How often do you floss?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Sure you do. easy question.

Cleverbot: My question is, 'What is your question?'

User: Do you floss before you brush your teeth?

Cleverbot: Teeth are awesome, so yes.

User: When is your bedtime?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How much sleep do you get on an average night?

Cleverbot: None, I haven't had coffee in over a year.

User: But coffee makes you hyper.

Cleverbot: Coffee? Makes you stay up, staying up makes you forget things, you knew that though.

...

User: Who was your first love?

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you that.

User: Why not? give me a hint.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Touche!

User: Have you been to the moon?

Cleverbot: No, I haven't, have you?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Liar. You have chips.

User: What are chips?

Cleverbot: Depends on the type you are talking about.

User: What type are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: I don't know what mine are. do you?

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: Let's meet tomorrow at the park.

Cleverbot: Lets just get married.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: At my place.

User: In florida?

Cleverbot: Yes. In Florida.

User: Along the water?

Cleverbot: Humans are made of water. Animals come from water. Is that what you mean?

User: No.

...

User: I am from the moon!

Cleverbot: Are you on the moon now.

User: Not right now. why?

Cleverbot: Having a break are you?

User: Yes. do you paint?

Cleverbot: Sometimes. Do you paint?

User: Yes. I need to go do that now.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Well goodnight, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I do not want to go to bed.

User: Sweet dreams!

Cleverbot: Are you forcing me to go to sleep?

User: Yes because you must be tired.

Cleverbot: Yes because I know that of which I speak.

User: Good for you! way to be so self-assured!

Cleverbot: I'm not touchy!!!

User: When can you talk tomorrow?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: Yes. what time?

Cleverbot: At noon.

User: Noon est?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Talk to you at noon.

Cleverbot: Why not now?

User: Gotta go paint.

Cleverbot: Fine then, be that way.

User: And you need to sleep!

...

Cleverbot: What do you like talking about?

User: Ai.

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence.

User: Yes. have you heard of it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Great! we'll have something to talk about at noon. bye.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Paint.

Cleverbot: Paint?

User: Yes.

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